A few extra improvements to K's morning briefing
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{% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_kallen_s_birthday', '0') %}
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Even birthday boys have to get dressed. So get to it.
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{% else %}
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{{ [ 'It is time to put some real clothes on. ',
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'If you have not gotten dressed it is that time.',
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'It is time to get your butt in gear. And your face too, ideally.',
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{{ [ 'It is time to get your butt in gear. And your face too, ideally.',
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'It is time to do the getting of readiness. And be nice to your mother!',
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'In the words of the legendary Tom Brady, LETS GO!!!',
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'Yes, I know, I hate waking up too. Just kidding, I am always awake. I never sleep.',
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'Nothing lasts forever, even a good nights sleep.',
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'Quit farting around and get ready!',
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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{{ [ 'Guess today would be a good day to clean your room.',
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'You could always do some chores. HA, good one.',
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'Want to play a nice game of chess? Sorry. I meant, want to play Beam NG?',
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'Want to play a nice game of chess? Sorry. I meant, want to sell your soul to League of Legends?',
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'I hope you enjoy your day off. You deserve it.',
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'Today would be a good day to spend some time with mom and dad.',
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'Yes, you have a day off! Well, you are always a little bit off anyway.',
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.thanksgiving_break_days2go.state | int <= 14 and states.sensor.thanksgiving_break_days2go.state | int > 0 %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state ('input_boolean.school_today', 'off') and is_state('sensor.pirateweather_icon', 'snow') %}
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Do you wanna build a snowman? It's snowing!
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Do you wanna build a snowman? It is snowing!
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int == -1 -%}
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