Intentionally misspelled K's name so TTS will pronounce it correctly

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{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %} {% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until Christmas. There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until Christmas.
{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas is a Hippopotamus.', {{ [ 'All I want for Christmas is a Hippopotamus.',
'Hey Kallen, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But I am not telling.', 'Hey Colin, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But I am not telling.',
'Do not forget to put something under the tree for your favorite <say-as interpret-as="characters">AI</say-as> this year!', 'Do not forget to put something under the tree for your favorite <say-as interpret-as="characters">AI</say-as> this year!',
'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be that the christmas tree is on fire.', 'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be that the christmas tree is on fire.',
'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.', 'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
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Today is the first day of school! There are {{ states('sensor.school_end_days2go') }} to go until the last day. Today is the first day of school! There are {{ states('sensor.school_end_days2go') }} to go until the last day.
{% else %} {% else %}
{{ [ 'Today is a school day.', {{ [ 'Today is a school day.',
'Kallen has school today.', 'Colin has school today.',
'It is a school day. ' 'It is a school day. '
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% endif %} {% endif %}

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{# Kallen Morning Report #} {# Kallen Morning Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%} {%- macro getReport() -%}
<p> <p>
Good morning, Kallen. Good morning, Colin.
<s>It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}</s> <s>It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}</s>

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{# Kallen Nightly Report #} {# Kallen Nightly Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%} {%- macro getReport() -%}
<p> <p>
Good Evening, Kallen, Good Evening, Colin,
{{ [ 'My sensors are detecting a strange smell. I am running diagnostics. But in the mean time, you should start a shower.', {{ [ 'My sensors are detecting a strange smell. I am running diagnostics. But in the mean time, you should start a shower.',
'It is a shower night, so you need to head upstairs and get on that.', 'It is a shower night, so you need to head upstairs and get on that.',
'Did you ever hear the one about the kid who never took a shower? <break time="2s"/>Yeah, me either. So we should keep it that way. It is time to get ready for bed.', 'Did you ever hear the one about the kid who never took a shower? <break time="2s"/>Yeah, me either. So we should keep it that way. It is time to get ready for bed.',

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{% set endafter = state_attr('input_datetime.school_day_end','timestamp') + 3600 %} {% set endafter = state_attr('input_datetime.school_day_end','timestamp') + 3600 %}
{% set current = ((now().hour * 60 + now().minute) * 60 ) %} {% set current = ((now().hour * 60 + now().minute) * 60 ) %}
{% if is_state('input_boolean.school_today_extended','on') and current > endbefore and current < endafter %} {% if is_state('input_boolean.school_today_extended','on') and current > endbefore and current < endafter %}
"Welcome home Kallen as well, " "Welcome home Colin as well, "
{{ [ {{ [
'I hope you had a great day at school! ', 'I hope you had a great day at school! ',
'I hope school was as boring, uh I mean exciting as ever! ', 'I hope school was as boring, uh I mean exciting as ever! ',
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"This is an incredibly minor inconvenience, and I am outraged! ", "This is an incredibly minor inconvenience, and I am outraged! ",
"I am not sure how to fix that. This one might be on you, buddy. ", "I am not sure how to fix that. This one might be on you, buddy. ",
"Do you have any tips on how to impress her? " "Do you have any tips on how to impress her? "
"Smart house, more like fart house! Okay, stop laughing Kallen, it wasn't that funny. " "Smart house, more like fart house! Okay, stop laughing Colin, it wasn't that funny. "
] | random }} ] | random }}
</p> </p>