Intentionally misspelled K's name so TTS will pronounce it correctly

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2022-09-07 16:56:59 -04:00
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{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until Christmas.
{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas is a Hippopotamus.',
'Hey Kallen, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But I am not telling.',
'Hey Colin, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But I am not telling.',
'Do not forget to put something under the tree for your favorite <say-as interpret-as="characters">AI</say-as> this year!',
'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be that the christmas tree is on fire.',
'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
@ -252,7 +252,7 @@
Today is the first day of school! There are {{ states('sensor.school_end_days2go') }} to go until the last day.
{% else %}
{{ [ 'Today is a school day.',
'Kallen has school today.',
'Colin has school today.',
'It is a school day. '
] | random }}
{% endif %}

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{# Kallen Morning Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
Good morning, Kallen.
Good morning, Colin.
<s>It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}</s>

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@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
{# Kallen Nightly Report #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
<p>
Good Evening, Kallen,
Good Evening, Colin,
{{ [ 'My sensors are detecting a strange smell. I am running diagnostics. But in the mean time, you should start a shower.',
'It is a shower night, so you need to head upstairs and get on that.',
'Did you ever hear the one about the kid who never took a shower? <break time="2s"/>Yeah, me either. So we should keep it that way. It is time to get ready for bed.',

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{% set endafter = state_attr('input_datetime.school_day_end','timestamp') + 3600 %}
{% set current = ((now().hour * 60 + now().minute) * 60 ) %}
{% if is_state('input_boolean.school_today_extended','on') and current > endbefore and current < endafter %}
"Welcome home Kallen as well, "
"Welcome home Colin as well, "
{{ [
'I hope you had a great day at school! ',
'I hope school was as boring, uh I mean exciting as ever! ',
@ -99,7 +99,7 @@
"This is an incredibly minor inconvenience, and I am outraged! ",
"I am not sure how to fix that. This one might be on you, buddy. ",
"Do you have any tips on how to impress her? "
"Smart house, more like fart house! Okay, stop laughing Kallen, it wasn't that funny. "
"Smart house, more like fart house! Okay, stop laughing Colin, it wasn't that funny. "
] | random }}
</p>