Add lightning alerts to all briefings

templates/speech/daily_briefing.yaml

@@ -33,7 +33,17 @@
       
       <p>
         {{ states('sensor.current_conditions_detail') }}
-
+        {% if is_state('input_boolean.lightning_warning','on') %}
+          {% set ltgdist = (states('sensor.blitzortung_lightning_distance') | int) / 1.609 | round %}
+          {{ [
+            "There are reports of lightning in the area, please stay safe. ",
+            "My sensors detect the presence of lightning nearby, so you should prepare to take shelter if needed. ",
+            "A little birdy told me there is lightning nearby. His feathers were all sticking up, I have no idea why. ",
+            "Please exercise caution, as there is lightning in the area. ",
+            "That flashing in the sky is not interstellar warfare, it is simply lightning. But you should still be careful outside. ",
+          ] | random }}
+          "The nearest lightning strike is {{ ltgdist }} miles away. "
+        {% endif %}
         {% if states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') > '0' %}
           "Currently there are weather alerts active. The total number of alerts is {{ states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') }}. They are as follows. "
             {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_1','on') %}

templates/speech/kallen_morning_briefing.yaml

@@ -21,7 +21,19 @@
         ] | random }} 
       {% endif %}
     </p>
-
+    <p>
+      {% if is_state('input_boolean.lightning_warning','on') %}
+        {% set ltgdist = (states('sensor.blitzortung_lightning_distance') | int) / 1.609 | round %}
+        {{ [
+          "There are reports of lightning in the area, please stay safe. ",
+          "My sensors detect the presence of lightning nearby, so you should prepare to take shelter if needed. ",
+          "A little birdy told me there is lightning nearby. His feathers were all sticking up, I have no idea why. ",
+          "Please exercise caution, as there is lightning in the area. ",
+          "That flashing in the sky is not interstellar warfare, it is simply lightning. But you should still be careful outside. ",
+        ] | random }}
+        "The nearest lightning strike is {{ ltgdist }} miles away. "
+      {% endif %}
+    </p>
     <p>
       Today the high temperature will be {{ state_attr('sensor.current_forecast','high_temp') }} degrees.
       {{ states('sensor.clothing_forecast_detail') }}

templates/speech/kallen_nightly_briefing.yaml

@@ -100,6 +100,17 @@
         'Do not forget to take your melatonin.'
     </p>
 
+    <p>
+      {% if is_state('input_boolean.lightning_warning','on') %}
+        {% set ltgdist = (states('sensor.blitzortung_lightning_distance') | int) / 1.609 | round %}
+        {{ [
+          "Please ignore that strobing effect in your window. That is mother nature trying to distract you from sleeping. Do not give in! ",
+          "There is lightning outside, but you are safe because you are inside. Anti lightning turrets have already been deployed. ",
+          "Do not let the lightning outside keep you awake. The thunder will do a good enough job of that. ",
+        ] | random }}
+      {% endif %}
+    </p>
+
     <p>
       Just for you, here is a random dad joke <break time="1s"/> {{ states('sensor.random_joke') }}
     </p>

templates/speech/morning_briefing.yaml

@@ -52,6 +52,19 @@
     <p>
         It is currently {{states.weather.iron_nerd_weather_station.state}} and {{states.sensor.pirateweather_temperature.state|round}} degrees in Defiance. 
     </p>
+    <p>
+      {% if is_state('input_boolean.lightning_warning','on') %}
+        {% set ltgdist = (states('sensor.blitzortung_lightning_distance') | int) / 1.609 | round %}
+        {{ [
+          "There are reports of lightning in the area, please stay safe. ",
+          "My sensors detect the presence of lightning nearby, so you should prepare to take shelter if needed. ",
+          "A little birdy told me there is lightning nearby. His feathers were all sticking up, I have no idea why. ",
+          "Please exercise caution, as there is lightning in the area. ",
+          "That flashing in the sky is not interstellar warfare, it is simply lightning. But you should still be careful outside. ",
+        ] | random }}
+        "The nearest lightning strike is {{ ltgdist }} miles away. "
+      {% endif %}
+    </p>
     <p>
       {% if states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') > '0' %}
         "Currently there are weather alerts active. The total number of alerts is {{ states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') }}. They are as follows. "

templates/speech/nightly_briefing.yaml

@@ -10,7 +10,19 @@
         "My programmer decided that I should say something interesting here, and then he realized that he is not interesting. ",
       ] | random }}
     </p>
-
+    <p>
+      {% if is_state('input_boolean.lightning_warning','on') %}
+        {% set ltgdist = (states('sensor.blitzortung_lightning_distance') | int) / 1.609 | round %}
+        {{ [
+          "There are reports of lightning in the area, please stay safe. ",
+          "My sensors detect the presence of lightning nearby, so you should prepare to take shelter if needed. ",
+          "A little birdy told me there is lightning nearby. His feathers were all sticking up, I have no idea why. ",
+          "Please exercise caution, as there is lightning in the area. ",
+          "That flashing in the sky is not interstellar warfare, it is simply lightning. But you should still be careful outside. ",
+        ] | random }}
+        "The nearest lightning strike is {{ ltgdist }} miles away. "
+      {% endif %}
+    </p>
     <p>
       {% if is_state('input_boolean.tony_streaming_today','on') %}
         {{ [

templates/speech/weather_briefing_full.yaml

@@ -2,6 +2,20 @@
   {# Weather Briefing #}
   {%- macro getReport() -%}
 
+    <p>
+      {% if is_state('input_boolean.lightning_warning','on') %}
+        {% set ltgdist = (states('sensor.blitzortung_lightning_distance') | int) / 1.609 | round %}
+        {{ [
+          "There are reports of lightning in the area, please stay safe. ",
+          "My sensors detect the presence of lightning nearby, so you should prepare to take shelter if needed. ",
+          "A little birdy told me there is lightning nearby. His feathers were all sticking up, I have no idea why. ",
+          "Please exercise caution, as there is lightning in the area. ",
+          "That flashing in the sky is not interstellar warfare, it is simply lightning. But you should still be careful outside. ",
+        ] | random }}
+        "The nearest lightning strike is {{ ltgdist }} miles away. "
+      {% endif %}
+    </p>
+
     <p>
       {{ states('sensor.current_conditions_detail') }}
     </p>

templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml

@@ -60,7 +60,19 @@
         Happy Birthday Emmalynn!
       {% endif %}
     </p>
-
+    <p>
+      {% if is_state('input_boolean.lightning_warning','on') %}
+        {% set ltgdist = (states('sensor.blitzortung_lightning_distance') | int) / 1.609 | round %}
+        {{ [
+          "There are reports of lightning in the area, please stay safe. ",
+          "My sensors detect the presence of lightning nearby, so you should prepare to take shelter if needed. ",
+          "A little birdy told me there is lightning nearby. His feathers were all sticking up, I have no idea why. ",
+          "Please exercise caution, as there is lightning in the area. ",
+          "That flashing in the sky is not interstellar warfare, it is simply lightning. But you should still be careful outside. ",
+        ] | random }}
+        "The nearest lightning strike is {{ ltgdist }} miles away. "
+      {% endif %}
+    </p>
     <p>
       {% if states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') > '0' %}
         "Currently there are weather alerts active. The total number of alerts is {{ states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') }}. They are as follows. "