From 4e962db70705b47133f80a32a5690a6eedbc8f4d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Tony Stork
{{ states('sensor.current_conditions_detail') }}
-
+ {% if is_state('input_boolean.lightning_warning','on') %}
+ {% set ltgdist = (states('sensor.blitzortung_lightning_distance') | int) / 1.609 | round %}
+ {{ [
+ "There are reports of lightning in the area, please stay safe. ",
+ "My sensors detect the presence of lightning nearby, so you should prepare to take shelter if needed. ",
+ "A little birdy told me there is lightning nearby. His feathers were all sticking up, I have no idea why. ",
+ "Please exercise caution, as there is lightning in the area. ",
+ "That flashing in the sky is not interstellar warfare, it is simply lightning. But you should still be careful outside. ",
+ ] | random }}
+ "The nearest lightning strike is {{ ltgdist }} miles away. "
+ {% endif %}
{% if states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') > '0' %}
"Currently there are weather alerts active. The total number of alerts is {{ states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') }}. They are as follows. "
{% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_1','on') %}
diff --git a/templates/speech/kallen_morning_briefing.yaml b/templates/speech/kallen_morning_briefing.yaml
index c1cf3bf..130fd13 100644
--- a/templates/speech/kallen_morning_briefing.yaml
+++ b/templates/speech/kallen_morning_briefing.yaml
@@ -21,7 +21,19 @@
] | random }}
{% endif %}
+ {% if is_state('input_boolean.lightning_warning','on') %}
+ {% set ltgdist = (states('sensor.blitzortung_lightning_distance') | int) / 1.609 | round %}
+ {{ [
+ "There are reports of lightning in the area, please stay safe. ",
+ "My sensors detect the presence of lightning nearby, so you should prepare to take shelter if needed. ",
+ "A little birdy told me there is lightning nearby. His feathers were all sticking up, I have no idea why. ",
+ "Please exercise caution, as there is lightning in the area. ",
+ "That flashing in the sky is not interstellar warfare, it is simply lightning. But you should still be careful outside. ",
+ ] | random }}
+ "The nearest lightning strike is {{ ltgdist }} miles away. "
+ {% endif %}
+
Today the high temperature will be {{ state_attr('sensor.current_forecast','high_temp') }} degrees.
{{ states('sensor.clothing_forecast_detail') }}
diff --git a/templates/speech/kallen_nightly_briefing.yaml b/templates/speech/kallen_nightly_briefing.yaml
index ced1b28..17e15dc 100644
--- a/templates/speech/kallen_nightly_briefing.yaml
+++ b/templates/speech/kallen_nightly_briefing.yaml
@@ -100,6 +100,17 @@
'Do not forget to take your melatonin.'
+ {% if is_state('input_boolean.lightning_warning','on') %}
+ {% set ltgdist = (states('sensor.blitzortung_lightning_distance') | int) / 1.609 | round %}
+ {{ [
+ "Please ignore that strobing effect in your window. That is mother nature trying to distract you from sleeping. Do not give in! ",
+ "There is lightning outside, but you are safe because you are inside. Anti lightning turrets have already been deployed. ",
+ "Do not let the lightning outside keep you awake. The thunder will do a good enough job of that. ",
+ ] | random }}
+ {% endif %}
+
Just for you, here is a random dad joke
It is currently {{states.weather.iron_nerd_weather_station.state}} and {{states.sensor.pirateweather_temperature.state|round}} degrees in Defiance.
+ {% if is_state('input_boolean.lightning_warning','on') %}
+ {% set ltgdist = (states('sensor.blitzortung_lightning_distance') | int) / 1.609 | round %}
+ {{ [
+ "There are reports of lightning in the area, please stay safe. ",
+ "My sensors detect the presence of lightning nearby, so you should prepare to take shelter if needed. ",
+ "A little birdy told me there is lightning nearby. His feathers were all sticking up, I have no idea why. ",
+ "Please exercise caution, as there is lightning in the area. ",
+ "That flashing in the sky is not interstellar warfare, it is simply lightning. But you should still be careful outside. ",
+ ] | random }}
+ "The nearest lightning strike is {{ ltgdist }} miles away. "
+ {% endif %}
+
{% if states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') > '0' %}
"Currently there are weather alerts active. The total number of alerts is {{ states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') }}. They are as follows. "
diff --git a/templates/speech/nightly_briefing.yaml b/templates/speech/nightly_briefing.yaml
index 9d2b304..1555ed4 100644
--- a/templates/speech/nightly_briefing.yaml
+++ b/templates/speech/nightly_briefing.yaml
@@ -10,7 +10,19 @@
"My programmer decided that I should say something interesting here, and then he realized that he is not interesting. ",
] | random }}
+ {% if is_state('input_boolean.lightning_warning','on') %}
+ {% set ltgdist = (states('sensor.blitzortung_lightning_distance') | int) / 1.609 | round %}
+ {{ [
+ "There are reports of lightning in the area, please stay safe. ",
+ "My sensors detect the presence of lightning nearby, so you should prepare to take shelter if needed. ",
+ "A little birdy told me there is lightning nearby. His feathers were all sticking up, I have no idea why. ",
+ "Please exercise caution, as there is lightning in the area. ",
+ "That flashing in the sky is not interstellar warfare, it is simply lightning. But you should still be careful outside. ",
+ ] | random }}
+ "The nearest lightning strike is {{ ltgdist }} miles away. "
+ {% endif %}
+
{% if is_state('input_boolean.tony_streaming_today','on') %}
{{ [
diff --git a/templates/speech/weather_briefing_full.yaml b/templates/speech/weather_briefing_full.yaml
index b46f643..81b57ad 100644
--- a/templates/speech/weather_briefing_full.yaml
+++ b/templates/speech/weather_briefing_full.yaml
@@ -2,6 +2,20 @@
{# Weather Briefing #}
{%- macro getReport() -%}
+
+ {% if is_state('input_boolean.lightning_warning','on') %}
+ {% set ltgdist = (states('sensor.blitzortung_lightning_distance') | int) / 1.609 | round %}
+ {{ [
+ "There are reports of lightning in the area, please stay safe. ",
+ "My sensors detect the presence of lightning nearby, so you should prepare to take shelter if needed. ",
+ "A little birdy told me there is lightning nearby. His feathers were all sticking up, I have no idea why. ",
+ "Please exercise caution, as there is lightning in the area. ",
+ "That flashing in the sky is not interstellar warfare, it is simply lightning. But you should still be careful outside. ",
+ ] | random }}
+ "The nearest lightning strike is {{ ltgdist }} miles away. "
+ {% endif %}
+
{{ states('sensor.current_conditions_detail') }}
+ {% if is_state('input_boolean.lightning_warning','on') %} + {% set ltgdist = (states('sensor.blitzortung_lightning_distance') | int) / 1.609 | round %} + {{ [ + "There are reports of lightning in the area, please stay safe. ", + "My sensors detect the presence of lightning nearby, so you should prepare to take shelter if needed. ", + "A little birdy told me there is lightning nearby. His feathers were all sticking up, I have no idea why. ", + "Please exercise caution, as there is lightning in the area. ", + "That flashing in the sky is not interstellar warfare, it is simply lightning. But you should still be careful outside. ", + ] | random }} + "The nearest lightning strike is {{ ltgdist }} miles away. " + {% endif %} +
{% if states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') > '0' %} "Currently there are weather alerts active. The total number of alerts is {{ states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') }}. They are as follows. "