Added some more snark to the Alexa security script
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@ -107,7 +107,11 @@ automation:
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- service: script.speech_engine
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- service: script.speech_engine
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data:
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data:
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who: "{{ states('sensor.last_alexa') }}"
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who: "{{ states('sensor.last_alexa') }}"
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message: "Security is armed, guard dogs deployed, and lasers set from stun to kill!"
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message: >
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{{ [ "Security is armed, guard dogs deployed, and lasers set from stun to kill!",
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"The security system is armed. Sentry turrets active, be careful out there!",
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"Your security is our number one priority. Flamethrower turrets deployed!"
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] | random }}
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- if:
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- if:
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- condition: trigger
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- condition: trigger
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id: security-no
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id: security-no
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- service: script.speech_engine
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- service: script.speech_engine
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data:
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data:
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who: "{{ states('sensor.last_alexa') }}"
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who: "{{ states('sensor.last_alexa') }}"
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message: "Security squadron is standing down, but always at your service!"
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message: >
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{{ [ "Security squadron is standing down, but always at your service!",
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"Our security forces are currently twiddling their thumbs, awaiting some purpose in their life!",
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"Security not armed. Hopefully the defense turrets do not become bored!"
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] | random }}
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