From 11c3ab3cf4aa0e47d470a602b01704878bb626b2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Tony Stork Date: Wed, 12 Oct 2022 19:10:04 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Added some more snark to the Alexa security script --- packages/alexa.yaml | 12 ++++++++++-- 1 file changed, 10 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/packages/alexa.yaml b/packages/alexa.yaml index 08980a6..a956300 100644 --- a/packages/alexa.yaml +++ b/packages/alexa.yaml @@ -107,7 +107,11 @@ automation: - service: script.speech_engine data: who: "{{ states('sensor.last_alexa') }}" - message: "Security is armed, guard dogs deployed, and lasers set from stun to kill!" + message: > + {{ [ "Security is armed, guard dogs deployed, and lasers set from stun to kill!", + "The security system is armed. Sentry turrets active, be careful out there!", + "Your security is our number one priority. Flamethrower turrets deployed!" + ] | random }} - if: - condition: trigger id: security-no @@ -115,7 +119,11 @@ automation: - service: script.speech_engine data: who: "{{ states('sensor.last_alexa') }}" - message: "Security squadron is standing down, but always at your service!" + message: > + {{ [ "Security squadron is standing down, but always at your service!", + "Our security forces are currently twiddling their thumbs, awaiting some purpose in their life!", + "Security not armed. Hopefully the defense turrets do not become bored!" + ] | random }}