Home-Assistant-Configs/templates/speech/morning_briefing.yaml

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  {# Morning Briefing #}
  {% from 'formatting.jinja' import cleanup %}
  {%- macro getReport() -%}
  {% from 'speech.jinja' import greeting, dadjoke, inspirational_quote, today_is %}
  {% from 'status.jinja' import tonyStatusReport, tinaStatusReport, kallenStatusReport, emmaStatusReport %}
  {% from 'easy_time.jinja' import count_the_days %}
  {% from 'weather.jinja' import weatherReport %}
  {% from 'sports.jinja' import sports_updates %}
    <p>
      {{ greeting('nodate') }}
    </p>
    <p>
      {{ today_is() }}
    </p>

    <p>
      {{ weatherReport('full','tts','morning') }}
    </p>

    <p>
      {% if is_state('sensor.halloween_countdown','0') %}
        Happy Halloween!
      {% endif %}
      {% if is_state('sensor.christmas_countdown','0') %}
        Merry Christmas Everyone!
      {% endif %}
      {% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_wedding_anniversary','0') %}
        Happy Anniversary! It been an amazing {{ states.sensor.anniversary_wedding_anniversary.attributes.years }} years!
      {% endif %}
      {% if is_state('calendar.holidays_in_united_states', 'on') %}
        Today is {{states.calendar.holidays_in_united_states.attributes.message}}. 
      {% endif %}
      {% if states.calendar.birthdays.state == 'on' %}
        Today is {{ states.calendar.birthdays.attributes.message }}! So Happy Birthday! The confetti cannon is not working otherwise I would shower you in paper garbage that someone else would have to pick up.
      {% endif %}
      {%- set event=states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message %}
      {% if 'Day' in event and 'National' in event%}
        {{ [
          'And a very special Happy ',
          'It is also ',
          'Today is also known as ',
          'Oh <emphasis>Look</emphasis>. Today is ',
          'Want to know a fact? Today is ',
          'Everyday can be a holiday. So today is '
      ]|random }}
      {{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message | replace("&"," and ") }}.
      {%- endif -%}
    </p>
    <p>
      {% if count_the_days('input_datetime.school_last_day') | int == 0 %}
        Congratulations, today is the last day of school! Have an awesome day!
      {% endif %}
    </p>
    <p>
      {{ tinaStatusReport('work','tts') }}
    </p>
    <p>
      {% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_school_today','on') and is_state('input_boolean.work_today','on') %}
        {% set diff = (state_attr('input_datetime.tina_workday_start','timestamp') - state_attr('input_datetime.kallen_school_day_start','timestamp')) %}
        {%- if states.sensor.home_to_school.state|round > 12 %}
          Traffic to the school appears heavier than normal.
        {% else %}
          Traffic to the school is normal.
        {% endif %}
        Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_school.state|round}} minutes to get to the school.
        {%- if diff <= 3600 %}
          {%- if states.sensor.school_to_bob_evans.state|round > 15 %}
            Traffic from the school to Bob Evans appears heavier than normal.
          {% else %}
            Traffic from the school to Bob Evans is normal.
          {% endif %}
          Currently it will take {{states.sensor.school_to_bob_evans.state|round}} minutes to get to Bob Evans from the school.
        {% endif %}
      {% elif is_state('input_boolean.work_today','on') %}
        {%- if states.sensor.home_to_bob_evans.state|round > 8 %}
          Traffic to Bob Evans appears heavier than normal.
        {% else %}
          Traffic to Bob Evans is normal.
        {% endif %}
        Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_bob_evans.state|round}} minutes to get to Bob Evans.
      {% elif is_state('input_boolean.kallen_school_today','on') %}
        {%- if states.sensor.home_to_school.state|round > 12 %}
          Traffic to the school appears heavier than normal.
        {% else %}
          Traffic to the school is normal.
        {% endif %}
        Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_school.state|round}} minutes to get to the school.
      {% else %}
        It appears no traffic reports are needed today. Enjoy your day off!
      {% endif %}
    </p>

    <p>
      {{ tonyStatusReport('stream','tts') }}
    </p>

    <p>
      {% if state_attr('calendar.garbage_collection','start_time') != none %}
        {% if count_the_days('calendar.garbage_collection','start_time') | int == 1 %}
          {% if state_attr('calendar.garbage_collection','message') == 'Large Garbage Pickup' %}
            Tomorrow is the monthly unlimited garbage pickup. Make sure to take out all regular trash, as well as any larger items that need to be disposed of.
          {% else %}
            Tomorrow is regular garbage pickup. Make sure that all trash cans are emptied and the outside bin has been wheeled to the curb.
          {% endif %}
        {% elif is_state('calendar.garbage_collection','on') %}
          Today is garbage day. Please make sure to wheel the garbage bin back to the house.
        {% endif %}
      {% endif %}
    </p>

    <p>
      {% if is_state('input_boolean.sports_updates','on') %}
        {{ sports_updates('pregame') }}
        {{ sports_updates('main') }}
      {% endif %}
    </p>

    <p>
      {{ dadjoke() }}
    </p>

    <p>
      {% if is_state('input_boolean.briefing_extras','on') %}
        "And now we have the following extra information to pass along. {{ states('input_text.briefing_extras') }} "
      {% endif %}
    </p>

    <p>
      And finally, here is a bit of inspiration to start your day. {{ inspirational_quote() }}
    </p>

  {%- endmacro -%}
  {{- cleanup(getReport()) -}}