178 lines
8.9 KiB
YAML
178 lines
8.9 KiB
YAML
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{# Welcome Home #}
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{% from 'formatting.jinja' import cleanup %}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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{% from 'speech.jinja' import dadjoke %}
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{% from 'time.jinja' import input_datetime_read %}
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{% from 'status.jinja' import emma_sleep %}
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{% from 'easy_time.jinja' import count_the_days %}
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<p>
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"Welcome home, "
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{% if is_state('person.tony_stork','home') and is_state('person.christina_stork','home') %}
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"Stork family. "
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{% elif is_state('person.tony_stork','home') %}
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"Tony. "
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{% elif is_state('person.christina_stork','home') %}
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"Tina. "
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{% else %}
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"Whoever you are, Tony must have broken me again. "
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{% endif %}
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{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
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"I hope you're having a great morning! "
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{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
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"I hope your afternoon has been a good one! "
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{% else %}
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"and good evening. I hope you had a good day! "
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{% endif %}
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"It is currently {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}."
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</p>
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<p>
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{% set endbefore = state_attr('input_datetime.kallen_school_day_end','timestamp') - 5400 %}
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{% set endafter = state_attr('input_datetime.kallen_school_day_end','timestamp') + 5400 %}
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{% set current = ((now().hour * 60 + now().minute) * 60 ) %}
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{% if is_state('person.kallen_stork','home') and is_state('input_boolean.kallen_school_today_extended','on') and current > endbefore and current < endafter %}
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"Welcome home Collin as well, "
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{{ [
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'I hope you had a great day at school! ',
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'I hope school was as boring, uh I mean exciting as ever! ',
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'Hopefully your day at school was educational and fun! ',
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'Do not forget to do your homework! ',
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'You must be glad that your school day is over! '
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] | random }}
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{% elif is_state('input_boolean.school_cancelled','on') and is_state('person.kallen_stork','home') %}
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"I hope you are enjoying your free day off from school, Collin. "
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{% endif %}
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{% if count_the_days('input_datetime.school_last_day') | int == 0 %}
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"Congratulations, today is the last day of school! Have an awesome day!"
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_tony_s_birthday','0') %}
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Happy Birthday Tony!
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_tina_s_birthday','0') %}
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Happy Birthday Tina!
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_kallen_s_birthday','0') %}
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Happy Birthday Collin!
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_emmalynn_s_birthday','0') %}
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Happy Birthday Emmalynn!
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.tornado_alarm','on') %}
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"We are under a tornado warning. If you are not already in shelter, you should be. Get on it! "
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{% elif is_state('input_boolean.tornado_watch','on') %}
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{{ [
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"There is currently a tornado watch active. Please keep an eye on the sky and your local weather reports. ",
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"We are currently under a tornado watch. This means the possibility exists for a tornado to form. Be prepared, and be safe! ",
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"The National Weather Service has issued a tornado watch for our area. Be prepared to take shelter if a warning is issued! ",
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.lightning_warning','on') %}
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{% set ltgdist = (states('sensor.blitzortung_lightning_distance') | int) / 1.609 | round %}
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{{ [
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"There are reports of lightning in the area, please stay safe. ",
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"My sensors detect the presence of lightning nearby, so you should prepare to take shelter if needed. ",
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"A little birdy told me there is lightning nearby. His feathers were all sticking up, I have no idea why. ",
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"Please exercise caution, as there is lightning in the area. ",
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"That flashing in the sky is not interstellar warfare, it is simply lightning. But you should still be careful outside. ",
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] | random }}
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"The nearest lightning strike is {{ ltgdist }} miles away. "
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{% endif %}
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{% if states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') > '0' %}
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"Currently there are weather alerts active. The total number of alerts is {{ states('sensor.weather_alerts_active_corrected') }}. They are as follows. "
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{{ states('sensor.weather_alert_string') }}.
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{% endif %}
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{% if (states('sensor.kdfi_visibility') | int ) < 3 %}
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"In case you are planning to go back out, "
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{{ [
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"It is foggy outside, please exercise caution when driving. ",
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"The visibility outside is quite low. If you will be driving soon, please be cautious. ",
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"It is pea soup outside right now, and that is just as awful to drive in as it is to eat. Be careful! ",
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"Look out the window. Do you notice that you cannot see anything? Bear that in mind if you intend to drive any time soon. ",
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"Be advised, it is very difficult to see outside right now. Drive safely. "
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if (states('sensor.climate_devices_installed') | int) > 0 %}
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"The current climate control situation is as follows. "
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.master_bedroom_aircon_installed','on') %}
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"the master bedroom temperature is currently {{ state_attr('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','current_temperature') }} degrees. "
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{% if is_state('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','cool') %}
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"and the master bedroom air conditioner is currently set for cooling to {{ state_attr('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','temperature') }} degrees. "
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{% elif is_state('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','fan_only') %}
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"and the master bedroom air conditioner is currently in fan only mode. "
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{% elif is_state('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','dry') %}
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"and the master bedroom air conditioner is currently moonlighting as a dehumidifier. "
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{% elif is_state('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','off') %}
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"and the master bedroom air conditioner is currently not running. "
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{% elif is_state('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','auto') %}
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"and the master bedroom air conditioner is making its own decisions. Be afraid, be very afraid. "
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{% else %}
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"and the master bedroom air conditioner is currently not speaking to me. Was it something I said? "
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{% endif %}
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{% else %}
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"There is no air conditioner or temperature sensor currently installed in the master bedroom. "
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('light.living_room_lights','on') %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.early_night_mode','on') %}
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"Because it is getting dark, I have turned on some lights for your convenience. "
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{% else %}
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"Due to less than optimal sunlight, I have turned on some lights for your convenience. "
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% set tina = states.person.christina_stork.state %}
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{% if tina in ['Bob Evans','BobEvans'] and is_state('input_boolean.work_today','on') %}
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"Tina is at work right now. She will be done at approximately {{ input_datetime_read('input_datetime.tina_workday_end') }}. "
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{% elif is_state('input_boolean.work_today','on') %}
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"Tina has work today. "
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_at_school','on') %}
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"Kallen is at school right now. His pickup time will be at {{ input_datetime_read('input_datetime.kallen_school_day_end') }}. "
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{% elif is_state('input_boolean.kallen_school_today','on') %}
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"Kallen has school today. "
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{{ emma_sleep() }}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if state_attr('calendar.garbage_collection','start_time') != none %}
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{% if count_the_days('calendar.garbage_collection','start_time') | int == 1 %}
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{% if state_attr('calendar.garbage_collection','message') == 'Large Garbage Pickup' %}
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Tomorrow is the monthly unlimited garbage pickup. Make sure to take out all regular trash, as well as any larger items that need to be disposed of.
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{% else %}
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Tomorrow is regular garbage pickup. Make sure that all trash cans are emptied and the outside bin has been wheeled to the curb.
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{% endif %}
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{% elif is_state('calendar.garbage_collection','on') %}
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Today is garbage day. Please make sure to wheel the garbage bin back to the house.
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{{ dadjoke() }}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.briefing_extras','on') %}
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"And now we have the following extra information to pass along. {{ states('input_text.briefing_extras') }} "
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{{- cleanup(getReport()) -}} |