191 lines
8.2 KiB
YAML
191 lines
8.2 KiB
YAML
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{# Morning Briefing #}
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{% from 'formatting.jinja' import cleanup %}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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{% from 'speech.jinja' import greeting_nodate, dadjoke, inspirational_quote %}
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{% from 'status.jinja' import tonyStatusReport, tinaStatusReport, kallenStatusReport, emmaStatusReport %}
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{% from 'easy_time.jinja' import count_the_days %}
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{% from 'weather.jinja' import weatherReport %}
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{% from 'sports.jinja' import sports_pregame, sports_main %}
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<p>
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{{ greeting_nodate() }}
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</p>
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<p>
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{{ [
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'Today is ',
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'If you have not been keeping track today is ',
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'Do you know what day of the week it is? Today is',
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'I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but today is '
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]|random }}
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{{states.sensor.today_is.state }}.
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</p>
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<p>
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{{ weatherReport('full','tts','morning') }}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('sensor.halloween_countdown','0') %}
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Happy Halloween!
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('sensor.christmas_countdown','0') %}
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Merry Christmas Everyone!
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_wedding_anniversary','0') %}
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Happy Anniversary! It been an amazing {{ states.sensor.anniversary_wedding_anniversary.attributes.years }} years!
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('calendar.holidays_in_united_states', 'on') %}
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Today is {{states.calendar.holidays_in_united_states.attributes.message}}.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.calendar.birthdays.state == 'on' %}
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Today is {{ states.calendar.birthdays.attributes.message }}! So Happy Birthday! The confetti cannon is not working otherwise I would shower you in paper garbage that someone else would have to pick up.
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{% endif %}
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{%- set event=states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message %}
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{% if 'Day' in event and 'National' in event%}
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{{ [
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'And a very special Happy ',
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'It is also ',
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'Today is also known as ',
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'Oh <emphasis>Look</emphasis>. Today is ',
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'Want to know a fact? Today is ',
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'Everyday can be a holiday. So today is '
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]|random }}
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{{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message | replace("&"," and ") }}.
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{%- endif -%}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if count_the_days('input_datetime.school_last_day') | int == 0 %}
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Congratulations, today is the last day of school! Have an awesome day!
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{{ tinaStatusReport('work','tts') }}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_school_today','on') and is_state('input_boolean.work_today','on') %}
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{% set diff = (state_attr('input_datetime.tina_workday_start','timestamp') - state_attr('input_datetime.kallen_school_day_start','timestamp')) %}
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{%- if states.sensor.home_to_school.state|round > 12 %}
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Traffic to the school appears heavier than normal.
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{% else %}
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Traffic to the school is normal.
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{% endif %}
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Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_school.state|round}} minutes to get to the school.
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{%- if diff <= 3600 %}
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{%- if states.sensor.school_to_bob_evans.state|round > 15 %}
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Traffic from the school to Bob Evans appears heavier than normal.
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{% else %}
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Traffic from the school to Bob Evans is normal.
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{% endif %}
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Currently it will take {{states.sensor.school_to_bob_evans.state|round}} minutes to get to Bob Evans from the school.
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{% endif %}
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{% elif is_state('input_boolean.work_today','on') %}
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{%- if states.sensor.home_to_bob_evans.state|round > 8 %}
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Traffic to Bob Evans appears heavier than normal.
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{% else %}
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Traffic to Bob Evans is normal.
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{% endif %}
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Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_bob_evans.state|round}} minutes to get to Bob Evans.
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{% elif is_state('input_boolean.kallen_school_today','on') %}
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{%- if states.sensor.home_to_school.state|round > 12 %}
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Traffic to the school appears heavier than normal.
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{% else %}
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Traffic to the school is normal.
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{% endif %}
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Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_school.state|round}} minutes to get to the school.
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{% else %}
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It appears no traffic reports are needed today. Enjoy your day off!
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{{ tonyStatusReport('stream','tts') }}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if state_attr('calendar.garbage_collection','start_time') != none %}
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{% if count_the_days('calendar.garbage_collection','start_time') | int == 1 %}
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{% if state_attr('calendar.garbage_collection','message') == 'Large Garbage Pickup' %}
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Tomorrow is the monthly unlimited garbage pickup. Make sure to take out all regular trash, as well as any larger items that need to be disposed of.
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{% else %}
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Tomorrow is regular garbage pickup. Make sure that all trash cans are emptied and the outside bin has been wheeled to the curb.
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{% endif %}
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{% elif is_state('calendar.garbage_collection','on') %}
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Today is garbage day. Please make sure to wheel the garbage bin back to the house.
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.sports_updates','on') %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.michigan_wolverines_inhibit','off') %}
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{{ sports_pregame('sensor.michigan_wolverines') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.ohio_state_buckeyes_inhibit','off') %}
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{{ sports_pregame('sensor.ohio_state_buckeyes') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.toledo_rockets_inhibit','off') %}
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{{ sports_pregame('sensor.toledo_rockets') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.minnesota_vikings_inhibit','off') %}
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{{ sports_pregame('sensor.minnesota_vikings') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.san_francisco_49ers_inhibit','off') %}
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{{ sports_pregame('sensor.san_francisco_49ers') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.cleveland_guardians_inhibit','off') %}
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{{ sports_pregame('sensor.cleveland_guardians') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.minnesota_twins_inhibit','off') %}
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{{ sports_pregame('sensor.minnesota_twins') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.los_angeles_dodgers_inhibit','off') %}
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{{ sports_pregame('sensor.los_angeles_dodgers') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.sports_updates','on') %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.michigan_wolverines_inhibit','off') %}
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{{ sports_main('sensor.michigan_wolverines') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.ohio_state_buckeyes_inhibit','off') %}
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{{ sports_main('sensor.ohio_state_buckeyes') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.toledo_rockets_inhibit','off') %}
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{{ sports_main('sensor.toledo_rockets') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.minnesota_vikings_inhibit','off') %}
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{{ sports_main('sensor.minnesota_vikings') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.san_francisco_49ers_inhibit','off') %}
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{{ sports_main('sensor.san_francisco_49ers') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.cleveland_guardians_inhibit','off') %}
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{{ sports_main('sensor.cleveland_guardians') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.minnesota_twins_inhibit','off') %}
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{{ sports_main('sensor.minnesota_twins') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.los_angeles_dodgers_inhibit','off') %}
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{{ sports_main('sensor.los_angeles_dodgers') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{{ dadjoke() }}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.briefing_extras','on') %}
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"And now we have the following extra information to pass along. {{ states('input_text.briefing_extras') }} "
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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And finally, here is a bit of inspiration to start your day. {{ inspirational_quote() }}
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</p>
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{{- cleanup(getReport()) -}} |