52 lines
1.5 KiB
Django/Jinja
52 lines
1.5 KiB
Django/Jinja
{% macro greeting() %}
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{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
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{{ [
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"Good morning. ",
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"Top of the morning to you laddy. ",
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] | random }}
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{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
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{{ [
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"Greetings earthling. ",
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"Good afternoon. ",
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"How do you do, fellow kids? ",
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{{ [
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"Good evening. ",
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"The grandest of evenings to you. "
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.morning','on') %}
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Today is {{ states('sensor.today_is') }}, {{ as_timestamp(now()) | timestamp_custom('%B %d %Y') }}.
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{% endif %}
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It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}.
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro greeting_nodate() %}
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{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
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{{ [
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"Good morning. ",
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"Top of the morning to you laddy. ",
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] | random }}
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{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
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{{ [
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"Greetings earthling. ",
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"Good afternoon. ",
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"How do you do, fellow kids? ",
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{{ [
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"Good evening. ",
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"The grandest of evenings to you. "
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}.
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{% endmacro %}
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{% macro dadjoke() %}
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{{ [
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"Here is a random dad joke ",
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"In case you hadn't had enough idiotic humor today, here is a little more ",
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"For further proof that the developer responsible for my existence is an idiot, I present the following joke ",
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] | random }}<break time="1s"/> {{ states('sensor.random_joke') }}
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{% endmacro %} |