169 lines
7.4 KiB
YAML
169 lines
7.4 KiB
YAML
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{# Kallen Morning Report #}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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<p>
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Good morning, Collin.
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<s>It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}</s>
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{% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_kallen_s_birthday', '0') %}
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Even birthday boys have to get dressed. So get to it.
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{% else %}
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{{ [ 'It is time to put some real clothes on. ',
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'If you have not gotten dressed it is that time.',
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'It is time to get your butt in gear. And your face too, ideally.',
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'It is time to do the getting of readiness. And be nice to your mother!',
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'In the words of the legendary Tom Brady, LETS GO!!!',
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %}
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It is going to be freezing today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast','Cold') %}
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It is going to be cold today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Chilly') %}
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It is going to be chilly today. so I suggest wearing at least long pants.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Nice') %}
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It is going to be
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{{ [ 'pretty nice outside. ',
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'a good day to be outside. ',
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'rather enjoyable outside. ',
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] | random }}
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So I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') and is_state('sensor.current_forecast','sunny') %}
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It is going to be
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{{ [ ' rather warm outside. ',
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' almost too hot outside. ',
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' a little warm today. ',
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] | random }}
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and very sunny, so I suggest wearing shorts and maybe some sunscreen.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') and is_state('sensor.current_forecast','sunny') %}
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It is going to be
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{{ [ 'hotter than the sun today. ',
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'hotter than the sun outside. ',
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'super hot today. ',
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'hotter than the inside of a volcano today. Well not exactly, but you get the point. '
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] | random }}
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and very sunny, so I suggest wearing shorts and maybe some sunscreen.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') %}
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It is going to be
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{{ [ ' rather warm outside. ',
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' almost too hot outside. ',
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' a little warm today. ',
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] | random }}
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So I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') %}
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It is going to be
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{{ [ 'hotter than the sun today. ',
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'hotter than the sun outside. ',
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'super hot today. ',
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'hotter than the inside of a volcano today. Well not exactly, but you get the point. '
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] | random }}
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So I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% else %}
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It is going to be {{ states.sensor.clothing_forecast.state }} today so I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% endif %}
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{% set hightemp = state_attr('sensor.current_forecast','high_temp') | float %}
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{% if hightemp > 84 %}
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Warning, today will be a very sweaty day, so you need to remember to stay hydrated.
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.school_today', 'on') %}
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{% if is_state('sensor.school_start_days2go', '0') %}
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Today is the first day of school!
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{% else %}
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{{ [ 'Today is a school day.',
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'It is a school day. ',
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_two_hour_delay','on') %}
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'You have a two hour delay today. '
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{% else %}
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'School is running on time. '
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_band_practice','on') %}
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'You have band practice this morning before school. '
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{% endif %}
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<s>School today starts at {{ (state_attr('input_datetime.school_day_start','timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%I:%M %p' , False)) }}</s>
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<s>Pickup today will be at {{(state_attr('input_datetime.school_day_end', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%I:%M %p', False)) }}</s>
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{% if 'Early Release' in states('sensor.school_event') %}
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And It is early dismissal today!
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int == 0 -%}
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But today is the last day of School!
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{%- endif %}
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The lunch menu for today is {{ states('sensor.lunch_menu_items') }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.school_today', 'off') %}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_school_cancelled','on') %}
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"School is cancelled for today. "
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{% else %}
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"And look at that. You do not have school today. "
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{% endif %}
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{{ [ 'Guess today would be a good day to clean your room.',
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'You could always do some chores. HA, good one.',
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'Want to play a nice game of chess? Sorry. I meant, want to play Beam NG?',
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'I hope you enjoy your day off. You deserve it.',
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'Today would be a good day to spend some time with mom and dad.',
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.thanksgiving_break_days2go.state | int <= 14 and states.sensor.thanksgiving_break_days2go.state | int > 0 %}
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{{ [ 'Oh, and look at that.',
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'For those trying to keep count. ',
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'In case you were wondering.',
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'Also, did you know.'
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] | random }}
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There are only {{ states.sensor.thanksgiving_break_days2go.state }} days until Thanksgiving Break!
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.christmas_break_days2go.state | int <= 14 and states.sensor.christmas_break_days2go.state | int > 0 %}
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{{ [ 'Oh, and look at that.',
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'For those trying to keep count. ',
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'In case you were wondering.',
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'Also, did you know.'
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] | random }}
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There are only {{ states.sensor.christmas_break_days2go.state }} days until Christmas Break!
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.spring_break_days2go.state | int <= 14 and states.sensor.spring_break_days2go.state | int > 0 %}
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{{ [ 'Oh, and look at that.',
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'For those trying to keep count. ',
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'In case you were wondering.',
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'Also, did you know.'
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] | random }}
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There are only {{ states.sensor.spring_break_days2go.state }} days until Spring Break!
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state ('input_boolean.school_today', 'off') and is_state('sensor.pirateweather_icon', 'snow') %}
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Do you wanna build a snowman? It's snowing!
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int == -1 -%}
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Today is the first day of Summer Break!
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{%- endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_briefing_extras','on') %}
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"And now we have the following extra information to pass along. {{ states('input_text.kallen_briefing_extras') }} "
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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{{ getReport() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}} |