123 lines
5.9 KiB
YAML
123 lines
5.9 KiB
YAML
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{# Kallen Nightly Report #}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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<p>
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Good Evening, Collin,
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{{ [ 'My sensors are detecting a strange smell. I am running diagnostics. But in the mean time, you should start a shower.',
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'It is a shower night, so you need to head upstairs and get on that.',
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'Did you ever hear the one about the kid who never took a shower? <break time="2s"/>Yeah, me either. So we should keep it that way. It is time to get ready for bed.',
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'It is almost bedtime. That means it is time to start preparing for bed.',
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'I hate to say it but, the day is coming to an end. Time to finish up your tasks, pick up any toys you have out, and get ready for bed.',
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'The count down clock until bedtime has started. Time to get cleaned up, get your pajamas on, and head for your bedroom.',
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'Its the final countdown <break time="2s"/> until bedtime, silly. Time to get ready to head that way!'
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] | random }}
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{% if is_state('sensor.kallen_school_tomorrow', 'on') %}
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{{ [ 'Because you have school tomorrow. ',
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'Because you have to get up early tomorrow for school.',
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'Because you want to be ready for school tomorrow.'
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] | random }}
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{% if is_state('sensor.kallen_band_tomorrow','on') %}
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{{ [
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'And you have band practice in the morning. ',
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'And you have a date with a trombone first thing in the morning. ',
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'And you want to be nice and energetic for blowing into a large brass tube first thing in the morning. '
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% else %}
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{% set month=states("sensor.date").split('-')[1] | int %}
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{%- if is_state('input_boolean.school_in_session', 'off') -%}
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{{ [ 'Looks like tomorrow is another day of summer vacation. ',
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'You are still on summer break tomorrow. ',
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'Summer vacation does not last forever, but it is not over yet. '
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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Oh, and it appears you do not have school tomorrow
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{% endif %}
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{{ [ 'so you can sleep in late. ',
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'so let us sleep a little later. ',
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' so there is not a reason to get up early. ',
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'so we can sleep in. '
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.school_start_days2go.state | int < 10 and states.sensor.school_start_days2go.state | int > 1 -%}
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{{ [ 'I hate to say it, but ',
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'Unfortunately,',
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'All good things must come to an end.'
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] | random }}
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There are only {{ states.sensor.school_start_days2go.state }} days
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{{ [ 'left of summer vacation. ',
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' left of summer break.',
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'Until School starts again.'
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] | random }}
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{% elif states.sensor.school_start_days2go.state | int == 0 -%}
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Tomorrow is the first day of school. Are you ready?
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{%- endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.thanksgiving_break_days2go.state | int <= 14 and states.sensor.thanksgiving_break_days2go.state | int > 0 %}
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{{ [ 'Oh, and look at that.',
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'For those trying to keep count. ',
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'In case you were wondering.',
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'Also, did you know.'
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] | random }}
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There are only {{ states.sensor.thanksgiving_break_days2go.state }} days until Thanksgiving Break!
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.christmas_break_days2go.state | int <= 14 and states.sensor.christmas_break_days2go.state | int > 0 %}
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{{ [ 'Oh, and look at that.',
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'For those trying to keep count. ',
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'In case you were wondering.',
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'Also, did you know.'
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] | random }}
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There are only {{ states.sensor.christmas_break_days2go.state }} days until Christmas Break!
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.spring_break_days2go.state | int <= 14 and states.sensor.spring_break_days2go.state | int > 0 %}
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{{ [ 'Oh, and look at that.',
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'For those trying to keep count. ',
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'In case you were wondering.',
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'Also, did you know.'
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] | random }}
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There are only {{ states.sensor.spring_break_days2go.state }} days until Spring Break!
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int < 15 and states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int > 0 -%}
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{{ [ 'School is almost over for the year.',
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'You have made it to the end of the school year.',
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'You are almost done with school.'
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] | random }}
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There are only {{ states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state }} days
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{{ [ 'left in the school year ',
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' left of school.',
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'Until the last day of school.'
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] | random }}
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{% elif states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int == 0 -%}
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Tomorrow is the first day of summer. Are you ready?
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{%- endif %}
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{{ [ 'I will turn on your bedroom lights and appropriate white noise device at bedtime.',
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'I have executed the Pre bed routine for your room. Standby for bedtime protocol in two zero minutes.',
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'I will prepare your bedroom shortly.'
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] | random }}
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</p>
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<p>
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Just for you, here is a random dad joke <break time="1s"/> {{ states('sensor.random_joke') }}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_briefing_extras','on') %}
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"And now we have the following extra information to pass along. {{ states('input_text.kallen_briefing_extras') }} "
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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{{ getReport() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}} |