> {# Morning Briefing #} {% from 'formatting.jinja' import cleanup %} {%- macro getReport() -%} {% from 'speech.jinja' import greeting, dadjoke, inspirational_quote, today_is %} {% from 'status.jinja' import tony_status_report, tina_status_report, kallen_status_report, emma_status_report, morning_annc %} {% from 'easy_time.jinja' import count_the_days %} {% from 'weather.jinja' import weatherReport %} {% from 'sports.jinja' import sports_updates %}

{{ greeting('nodate') }}

{{ today_is() }}

{{ morning_annc('full','tts') }}

{{ weatherReport('full','tts','morning') }}

{% if is_state('sensor.halloween_countdown','0') %} Happy Halloween! {% endif %} {% if is_state('sensor.christmas_countdown','0') %} Merry Christmas Everyone! {% endif %} {% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_wedding_anniversary','0') %} Happy Anniversary! It been an amazing {{ states.sensor.anniversary_wedding_anniversary.attributes.years }} years! {% endif %} {% if is_state('calendar.holidays_in_united_states', 'on') %} Today is {{states.calendar.holidays_in_united_states.attributes.message}}. {% endif %} {% if states.calendar.birthdays.state == 'on' %} Today is {{ states.calendar.birthdays.attributes.message }}! So Happy Birthday! The confetti cannon is not working otherwise I would shower you in paper garbage that someone else would have to pick up. {% endif %} {%- set event=states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message %} {% if 'Day' in event and 'National' in event%} {{ [ 'And a very special Happy ', 'It is also ', 'Today is also known as ', 'Oh Look. Today is ', 'Want to know a fact? Today is ', 'Everyday can be a holiday. So today is ' ]|random }} {{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message | replace("&"," and ") }}. {%- endif -%}

{% if count_the_days('input_datetime.school_last_day') | int == 0 %} Congratulations, today is the last day of school! Have an awesome day! {% endif %}

{{ tina_status_report('work','tts') }}

{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_school_today','on') and is_state('input_boolean.work_today','on') %} {% set diff = (state_attr('input_datetime.tina_workday_start','timestamp') - state_attr('input_datetime.kallen_school_day_start','timestamp')) %} {%- if states.sensor.home_to_school.state|round > 12 %} Traffic to the school appears heavier than normal. {% else %} Traffic to the school is normal. {% endif %} Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_school.state|round}} minutes to get to the school. {%- if diff <= 3600 %} {%- if states.sensor.school_to_bob_evans.state|round > 15 %} Traffic from the school to Bob Evans appears heavier than normal. {% else %} Traffic from the school to Bob Evans is normal. {% endif %} Currently it will take {{states.sensor.school_to_bob_evans.state|round}} minutes to get to Bob Evans from the school. {% endif %} {% elif is_state('input_boolean.work_today','on') %} {%- if states.sensor.home_to_bob_evans.state|round > 8 %} Traffic to Bob Evans appears heavier than normal. {% else %} Traffic to Bob Evans is normal. {% endif %} Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_bob_evans.state|round}} minutes to get to Bob Evans. {% elif is_state('input_boolean.kallen_school_today','on') %} {%- if states.sensor.home_to_school.state|round > 12 %} Traffic to the school appears heavier than normal. {% else %} Traffic to the school is normal. {% endif %} Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_school.state|round}} minutes to get to the school. {% else %} It appears no traffic reports are needed today. Enjoy your day off! {% endif %}

{{ tony_status_report('stream','tts') }}

{% if state_attr('calendar.garbage_collection','start_time') != none %} {% if count_the_days('calendar.garbage_collection','start_time') | int == 1 %} {% if state_attr('calendar.garbage_collection','message') == 'Large Garbage Pickup' %} Tomorrow is the monthly unlimited garbage pickup. Make sure to take out all regular trash, as well as any larger items that need to be disposed of. {% else %} Tomorrow is regular garbage pickup. Make sure that all trash cans are emptied and the outside bin has been wheeled to the curb. {% endif %} {% elif is_state('calendar.garbage_collection','on') %} Today is garbage day. Please make sure to wheel the garbage bin back to the house. {% endif %} {% endif %}

{% if is_state('input_boolean.sports_updates','on') %} {{ sports_updates('pregame') }} {{ sports_updates('main') }} {% endif %}

{{ dadjoke() }}

{% if is_state('input_boolean.briefing_extras','on') %} "And now we have the following extra information to pass along. {{ states('input_text.briefing_extras') }} " {% endif %}

And finally, here is a bit of inspiration to start your day. {{ inspirational_quote() }}

{%- endmacro -%} {{- cleanup(getReport()) -}}