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  {# Daily Briefing #}
  {% from 'formatting.jinja' import cleanup %}
  {%- macro getReport() -%}
  {% from 'speech.jinja' import greeting, dadjoke, inspirational_quote, today_is, sun_status %}
  {% from 'status.jinja' import house_status_report, tony_status_report, tina_status_report, kallen_status_report, emma_status_report %}
  {% from 'easy_time.jinja' import count_the_days %}
  {% from 'weather.jinja' import weatherReport %}
  {% from 'sports.jinja' import sports_updates %}
      <p>
        {{ greeting('date') }}
      </p>

      <p>
        {{ today_is() }}
      </p>

      <p>
        {{ weatherReport('full','tts','day') }}
      </p>

      <p>
        {{ sun_status() }}
      </p>

      {% set dow = as_timestamp(now()) | timestamp_custom('%A') %}
      <p>
        {{ [
          "On today's agenda, we have the following. ",
          "Today's announcements include the following. ",
          "Given that you are well into your day, here is a bit of helpful information. ",
          "You are past the point of no return and must finish your day, so I am here to help you out. ",
          "The developer has informed me that I must inform you of the following informational information. ",
          "My introduction lines are getting stale as hell. Any new ideas, anyone? ",
        ] | random }}

        {% if is_state('binary_sensor.evening','on') %}
          {% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_tony_s_birthday','0') %}
            Hope you had a happy birthday Tony!
          {% endif %}
          {% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_tina_s_birthday','0') %}
            Hope you had a happy birthday Tina!
          {% endif %}
          {% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_kallen_s_birthday','0') %}
            Hope you had a happy birthday Collin!
          {% endif %}
          {% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_emmalynn_s_birthday','0') %}
            Hope you had a happy birthday Emmalynn!
          {% endif %}

          {% if states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
            Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume. I will be going as Tony. I am scared just thinking about it!
          {% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
            There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
            {{ [ 'until Halloween.',
            'until Halloween. It might not be enough time.',
            'until you need a costume.'
            ] | random }}
          {% endif %}

          {% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
            Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
          {% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
            There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until Christmas.
            {{ [ 'All I want for Christmas is a Hippopotamus.',
            'Hey Collin, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But I am not telling.',
            'Do not forget to put something under the tree for your favorite <say-as interpret-as="characters">AI</say-as> this year!',
            'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be that the christmas tree is on fire.',
            'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
            'Do not eat all the cookies.',
            'All I want for Christmas is for Mariah Carey to get off my radio.'
            ] | random }}
          {% endif %}

          {% if states.sensor.anniversary_wedding_anniversary.state | int == 1 %}
            Tomorrow is Tony and Christina's wedding anniversary!
          {% endif %}

          {{ tina_status_report('work','tts') }}

        
        {% else %}
          {% if is_state('sensor.halloween_countdown','0') %}
            Happy Halloween!
          {% endif %}
          {% if is_state('sensor.christmas_countdown','0') %}
            Merry Christmas!
          {% endif %}
          {% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_wedding_anniversary','0') %}
            Happy Anniversary! It has been an amazing {{ states.sensor.anniversary_wedding_anniversary.attributes.years }} years!
          {% endif %}
          {% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_tony_s_birthday','0') %}
            Happy Birthday Tony!
          {% endif %}
          {% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_tina_s_birthday','0') %}
            Happy Birthday Tina!
          {% endif %}
          {% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_kallen_s_birthday','0') %}
            Happy Birthday Collin!
          {% endif %}
          {% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_emmalynn_s_birthday','0') %}
            Happy Birthday Emmalynn!
          {% endif %}
          {%- set event=states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message %}
          {% if 'Day' in event and 'National' in event%}
            {{ [
              'Today is also known as ',
              'Today we are also celebrating'
          ]|random }}
          
            {{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message | replace("&"," and ") }}.
              {% if 'Chocolate' in event %}
                {{ [
                'Oh. You had me at Chocolate. I like Chocolate.',
                'And I like chocolate. This sounds fun. More Chocolate please!'
              ]|random }}
              {%- endif -%}

              {% if 'Pi' in event or 'Pie' in event%}
                {{ [
                'We should make a pie. And by we I mean someone with actual arms. ',
                'Wait.<break time="1s"/>Did that just say pie? We need a Pie to celebrate.'
              ]|random }}
              {%- endif -%}

              {% if 'Cookie' in event %}
                {{ [
                '<break time="1s"/>And Yes. You heard that right. Today we are making cookies.',
                'I will put butter on the shopping list. For later. ',
                'So that means we should make cookies.'
              ]|random }}
              {%- endif -%}

              {% if 'Pizza' in event %}
                {{ [
                'I think that means we should have pizza today. and by we I mean those of us with a mouth.',
                'So who is going to make the pizza?',
                'Everyone knows Pepperoni Pizza is the best. am I right?'
              ]|random }}
              {%- endif -%}

              {% if 'Cake' in event %}
                {{ [
                'I have just added baking a cake to your calendar. And set your availability to busy.',
                'Quick. Someone check to see if we have powdered sugar for frosting.',
                'So that means we should bake a cake. And frost it. But not like that time in that movie. '
              ]|random }}
              {%- endif -%}

              {% if 'Fools' in event %}
                {{ [
                'Which reminds me. The front porch camera caught a Tee Rex last night. <break time="1s"/> April Fools!',
                'Which reminds me. I won the lottery and I am moving out to go live with Siri. <break time="1s"/> April Fools!',
                'Which reminds me. there was a time change last night. We have jumped 15 years into the future. Great Scott! <break time="1s"/> April Fools!'
              ]|random }}
              {%- endif -%}

              {% if 'Creme Brulee' in event %}
                {{ [
                'Someday I hope to make the perfect creme brulee.'
              ]|random }}
              {%- endif -%}

              {% if 'Games' in event %}
                {{ [
                'Does anyone want to play Thermal nuclear war with me?<break time="1s"/>No? How about a nice game of chess?'
              ]|random }}
              {%- endif -%}

              {% if 'Haiku' in event %}
                I know a Haiku. This one is called,
                {{ [
                'Good Morning From the Cat. <break time="1s"/>In the morning light, You sleep despite my meow, I stand on your face.',
                'Tee Rex Hug. <break time="1s"/> The Tee Rex likes you, But he cant give you a hug, His arms are too short.',
                'It Fits. <break time="1s"/> It Fits perfectly, because every box is the, Right size for a cat.',
                'Minecraft Creepers. <break time="1s"/> Creepers are so cruel, I hear a hiss from behind, Bam! There goes my stuff.'
              ]|random }}
              {%- endif -%}

              <break time="2s"/>
          
            {% else %}
              {% if 'Birthday' in event %}
                {{ [
                  'Today is a special birthday. We are celebrating '
                ]|random }}
                {{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message | replace("&"," and ") }}.
              {%- endif -%}
            {%- endif -%}

            {{ tina_status_report('work','tts') }}

            {{ tony_status_report('stream','tts') }}

            {{ kallen_status_report('school','tts') }}

            {{ emma_status_report('sleep','tts') }}
          {% endif %}
      </p>


      <p>
        {{ house_status_report('full','tts') }}
      </p>

      <p>
        {% if state_attr('calendar.garbage_collection','start_time') != none %}
          {% if count_the_days('calendar.garbage_collection','start_time') | int == 1 %}
            {% if state_attr('calendar.garbage_collection','message') == 'Large Garbage Pickup' %}
              Tomorrow is the monthly unlimited garbage pickup. Make sure to take out all regular trash, as well as any larger items that need to be disposed of.
            {% else %}
              Tomorrow is regular garbage pickup. Make sure that all trash cans are emptied and the outside bin has been wheeled to the curb.
            {% endif %}
          {% elif is_state('calendar.garbage_collection','on') %}
            Today is garbage day. Please make sure to wheel the garbage bin back to the house.
          {% endif %}
        {% endif %}
      </p>

      <p>
        {% if is_state('input_boolean.sports_updates','on') %}
          {{ sports_updates('pregame') }}
          {{ sports_updates('main') }}
        {% endif %}
      </p>

      <p>
        {{ dadjoke() }}
      </p>

      <p>
        {% if is_state('input_boolean.briefing_extras','on') %}
          "And now we have the following extra information to pass along. {{ states('input_text.briefing_extras') }} "
        {% endif %}
      </p>

      <p>
        And now, one more thing before I go. {{ inspirational_quote() }}
      </p>

  {%- endmacro -%}
  {{- cleanup(getReport()) -}}