>
  {# Birthdays #}
  {%- macro getReport() -%}
    <p>
      {{ [
        'Attention household, I am told that there is a birthday among us!',
        'Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather round as we celebrate a birthday!',
        'Oh hey, look at this, my records show that there is a birthday today!',
        'Well what do you know, my sensors are detecting a birthday!'
      ] | random }}
    </p>

    <p>
      {% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_tony_s_birthday','0') %}
        Happy {{ states('sensor.tony_current_age') }}th birthday Tony!
      {% elif is_state('sensor.anniversary_tina_s_birthday','0') %}
        Happy {{ states('sensor.tina_current_age') }}th birthday Tina!
      {% elif is_state('sensor.anniversary_kallen_s_birthday','0') %}
        Happy {{ states('sensor.kallen_current_age') }}th birthday Collin!
      {% elif is_state('sensor.anniversary_emmalynn_s_birthday','0') %}
        Happy {{ states('sensor.emma_current_age') }}th birthday Emmalynn!
      {% endif %}
    </p>

    <p>
      From Jarvis, the Stork Family, and everyone at Nerd Home Incorporated, we hope you have a great year!
    </p>

  {%- endmacro -%}

  {# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text  #}
    {%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
      {%- for item in data.split("\n")  if item | trim != "" -%}
        {{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
  {%- endmacro -%}

  {# a macro to call all macros :)  #}
    {%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
      {{ getReport() }}
    {%- endmacro -%}
    
    {# Call the macro  #}
    {{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}