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  {# Welcome Home #}
  {%- macro getReport() -%}
    <p>
      "Welcome home, "
        {% if is_state('person.tony_stork','home') and is_state('person.christina_stork','home') %}
          "Stork family. "
        {% elif is_state('person.tony_stork','home') %}
          "Tony. "
        {% elif is_state('person.christina_stork','home') %}
          "Tina. "
        {% else %}
          "Whoever you are, Tony must have broken me again. "
        {% endif %}
        {% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
          "I hope you're having a great morning!"
        {% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
          "I hope your afternoon has been a good one!"
        {% else %}
          "and good evening. I hope you had a good day!"
        {% endif %}
    </p>

    <p>
      {% set endbefore = state_attr('input_datetime.school_day_end','timestamp') - 3600 %}
      {% set endafter = state_attr('input_datetime.school_day_end','timestamp') + 3600 %}
      {% set current = ((now().hour * 60 + now().minute) * 60 ) %}
      {% if is_state('input_boolean.school_today_extended','on') and current > endbefore and current < endafter %}
        Welcome home Kallen as well, I hope you had a great day at school!
      {% endif %}
    </p>

    <p>
      As you are no doubt aware, the weather outside is {{ state_attr('weather.iron_nerd_weather_station','temperature') | round }} degrees
        {% if is_state('weather.iron_nerd_weather_station','rainy') %}
          {{ [
          'with rain.',
          'with showers.'
          ] | random }}
        {% elif is_state('weather.iron_nerd_weather_station','cloudy') %}
          {{ [
          'with clouds.',
          'with cloudy skies.'
          ] | random }}
        {% elif is_state('weather.iron_nerd_weather_station','partlycloudy') %}
          {{ [
          'with some clouds.',
          'with partly cloudy skies.',
          'with scattered clouds.'
          ] | random }}
        {% elif is_state('weather.iron_nerd_weather_station','sunny') %}
          {% if is_state('sun.sun','above_horizon') %}
            {{ [
            'and sunny.',
            'with sun.'
            ] | random }}
          {% else %}
            {{ [
            'and clear.',
            'with clear skies.'
            ] | random }}
          {% endif %}
        {% else %}
          and {{ states.weather.iron_nerd_weather_station.state }}
        {% endif %}
    </p>

    <p>
      "However, inside the house "
        {% if is_state('input_boolean.master_bedroom_aircon_installed','on') %}
          "the master bedroom temperature is currently {{ state_attr('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','current_temperature') }} degrees. "
            {% if is_state('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','cool') %}
              "and the master bedroom air conditioner is currently set for cooling to {{ state_attr('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','temperature') }} degrees. "
            {% elif is_state('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','fan_only') %}
              "and the master bedroom air conditioner is currently in fan only mode. "
            {% elif is_state('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','dry') %}
              "and the master bedroom air conditioner is currently moonlighting as a dehumidifier. "
            {% elif is_state('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','off') %}
              "and the master bedroom air conditioner is currently off. "
            {% elif is_state('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','auto') %}
              "and the master bedroom air conditioner is making its own decisions. Be afraid, be very afraid. "
            {% else %}
              "and the master bedroom air conditioner is currently not speaking to me. Was it something I said? "
            {% endif %}
        {% else %}
          "There is no air conditioner or temperature sensor currently installed in the master bedroom. "
        {% endif %}
        "The first floor thermostat refuses to be my friend. I am very sad about this. I mean, who the hell is Honeywell anyway? "
    </p>

    <p>
      {% if is_state('light.living_room_lights','on') %}
        "Because it is getting dark, I have turned on the lights for you in the living room, dining room, and mud room. This makes for a total of {{ states.sensor.current_lights_on.state }} lights on. "
      {% endif %}
    </p>

    <p>
      {% if is_state('person.christina_stork','Bob Evans') and is_state('input_boolean.work_today','on') %}
        Tina is at work right now. She will be done at approximately {{ (state_attr('input_datetime.tina_workday_end','timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%I:%M %p', False)) }}
      {% elif is_state('input_boolean.work_today','on') %}
        Tina has work today.
      {% endif %}
    </p>

  {%- endmacro -%}

  {# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text  #}
    {%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
      {%- for item in data.split("\n")  if item | trim != "" -%}
        {{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
  {%- endmacro -%}

  {# a macro to call all macros :)  #}
    {%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
      {{ getReport() }}
    {%- endmacro -%}
    
    {# Call the macro  #}
    {{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}