Let's see if I can plan garbage collection eh?

packages/scheduling.yaml

@@ -424,6 +424,63 @@ script:
                   {{ (state_attr('input_datetime.tina_workday_end', 'timestamp') + 3600) | timestamp_custom('%H:%M', false) }}
                 {% endif %}
               {% endif %}
+      - if:
+        - condition: state
+          entity_id: sensor.today_is
+          state: 'Monday'
+        then:
+        - if:
+          - condition: template
+            value_template: >
+              {% from 'easy_time.jinja' import count_the_days, month_week_day %}
+              {% set month = as_timestamp(now()) | timestamp_custom('%-m') %}
+              {{ count_the_days(month_week_day(month,3,2)) | int < 7 }}
+          then:
+          - service: calendar.create_event
+            target:
+              entity_id: calendar.garbage_collection
+            data:
+              summary: Large Garbage Pickup
+              description: Bulk items ARE accepted
+              start_date: >
+                {% from 'easy_time.jinja' import this_weekday, count_the_days %}
+                {% set holiday = state_attr('calendar.holidays','next_holiday') %}
+                {% if holiday in ["New Year's Day","Memorial Day","Independence Day","Labor Day","Thanksgiving","Christmas"] and count_the_days('calendar.holidays','start_time') | int <= 4 %}
+                  {{ as_timestamp(this_weekday(3)) | timestamp_custom('%Y-%m-%d') }}
+                {% else %}
+                  {{ as_timestamp(this_weekday(2)) | timestamp_custom('%Y-%m-%d') }}
+                {% endif %}
+              end_date: >
+                {% from 'easy_time.jinja' import this_weekday, count_the_days %}
+                {% set holiday = state_attr('calendar.holidays','next_holiday') %}
+                {% if holiday in ["New Year's Day","Memorial Day","Independence Day","Labor Day","Thanksgiving","Christmas"] and count_the_days('calendar.holidays','start_time') | int <= 4 %}
+                  {{ as_timestamp(this_weekday(4)) | timestamp_custom('%Y-%m-%d') }}
+                {% else %}
+                  {{ as_timestamp(this_weekday(3)) | timestamp_custom('%Y-%m-%d') }}
+                {% endif %}
+          else:
+          - service: calendar.create_event
+            target:
+              entity_id: calendar.garbage_collection
+            data:
+              summary: Normal Garbage Pickup
+              description: Bulk items not accepted
+              start_date: >
+                {% from 'easy_time.jinja' import this_weekday, count_the_days %}
+                {% set holiday = state_attr('calendar.holidays','next_holiday') %}
+                {% if holiday in ["New Year's Day","Memorial Day","Independence Day","Labor Day","Thanksgiving","Christmas"] and count_the_days('calendar.holidays','start_time') | int <= 4 %}
+                  {{ as_timestamp(this_weekday(3)) | timestamp_custom('%Y-%m-%d') }}
+                {% else %}
+                  {{ as_timestamp(this_weekday(2)) | timestamp_custom('%Y-%m-%d') }}
+                {% endif %}
+              end_date: >
+                {% from 'easy_time.jinja' import this_weekday, count_the_days %}
+                {% set holiday = state_attr('calendar.holidays','next_holiday') %}
+                {% if holiday in ["New Year's Day","Memorial Day","Independence Day","Labor Day","Thanksgiving","Christmas"] and count_the_days('calendar.holidays','start_time') | int <= 4 %}
+                  {{ as_timestamp(this_weekday(4)) | timestamp_custom('%Y-%m-%d') }}
+                {% else %}
+                  {{ as_timestamp(this_weekday(3)) | timestamp_custom('%Y-%m-%d') }}
+                {% endif %}
       - if:
         - condition: template
           value_template: "{{ states('sensor.todays_high_temp') | int >= states('input_number.hot_day_threshold') | int }}"

templates/speech/daily_briefing.yaml

@@ -384,6 +384,18 @@
         {% endif %}
       </p>
 
+      <p>
+        {% if count_the_days('calendar.garbage_collection','start_time') == 1 %}
+          {% if state_attr('calendar.garbage_collection','message') == 'Large Garbage Pickup' %}
+            Tomorrow is the monthly unlimited garbage pickup. Make sure to take out all regular trash, as well as any larger items that need to be disposed of.
+          {% else %}
+            Tomorrow is regular garbage pickup. Make sure that all trash cans are emptied and the outside bin has been wheeled to the curb.
+          {% endif %}
+        {% elif is_state('calendar.garbage_collection','on') %}
+          Today is garbage day. Please make sure to wheel the garbage bin back to the house.
+        {% endif %}
+      </p>
+
       <p>
         {% from 'sports.jinja' import sports_pregame, sports_main %}
         {% if is_state('input_boolean.sports_updates','on') %}

templates/speech/morning_briefing.yaml

@@ -156,6 +156,18 @@
       {% endif %}
     </p>
 
+    <p>
+      {% if count_the_days('calendar.garbage_collection','start_time') == 1 %}
+        {% if state_attr('calendar.garbage_collection','message') == 'Large Garbage Pickup' %}
+          Tomorrow is the monthly unlimited garbage pickup. Make sure to take out all regular trash, as well as any larger items that need to be disposed of.
+        {% else %}
+          Tomorrow is regular garbage pickup. Make sure that all trash cans are emptied and the outside bin has been wheeled to the curb.
+        {% endif %}
+      {% elif is_state('calendar.garbage_collection','on') %}
+        Today is garbage day. If the garbage has already been picked up at this time, please wheel the garbage bin back to the house.
+      {% endif %}
+    </p>
+
     <p>
       {% from 'sports.jinja' import sports_pregame, sports_main %}
       {% if is_state('input_boolean.sports_updates','on') %}

templates/speech/nightly_briefing.yaml

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
   {% from 'time.jinja' import input_datetime_12hr, read_time_from_calendar %}
   {% from 'status.jinja' import emma_sleep %}
   {% from 'formatting.jinja' import cleanup %}
+  {% from 'easy_time.jinja' import count_the_days %}
     <p>
       {{ greeting() }}
     </p>
@@ -251,6 +252,18 @@
       {% endif %}
     </p>
 
+    <p>
+      {% if count_the_days('calendar.garbage_collection','start_time') == 1 %}
+        {% if state_attr('calendar.garbage_collection','message') == 'Large Garbage Pickup' %}
+          Tomorrow is the monthly unlimited garbage pickup. Make sure to take out all regular trash, as well as any larger items that need to be disposed of.
+        {% else %}
+          Tomorrow is regular garbage pickup. Make sure that all trash cans are emptied and the outside bin has been wheeled to the curb.
+        {% endif %}
+      {% elif is_state('calendar.garbage_collection','on') %}
+          The garbage was picked up today. Please make sure to wheel the garbage bin back to the house if you have not already.
+      {% endif %}
+    </p>
+
     <p>
       {{ [
         "For some useless trivia that no one asked for, I present to you the following: ",

templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
   {% from 'time.jinja' import input_datetime_12hr %}
   {% from 'status.jinja' import emma_sleep %}
   {% from 'formatting.jinja' import cleanup %}
+  {% from 'easy_time.jinja' import count_the_days %}
     <p>
       "Welcome home, "
         {% if is_state('person.tony_stork','home') and is_state('person.christina_stork','home') %}
@@ -154,6 +155,18 @@
       {{ cleanup(emma_sleep()) }}
     </p>
 
+    <p>
+      {% if count_the_days('calendar.garbage_collection','start_time') == 1 %}
+        {% if state_attr('calendar.garbage_collection','message') == 'Large Garbage Pickup' %}
+          Tomorrow is the monthly unlimited garbage pickup. Make sure to take out all regular trash, as well as any larger items that need to be disposed of.
+        {% else %}
+          Tomorrow is regular garbage pickup. Make sure that all trash cans are emptied and the outside bin has been wheeled to the curb.
+        {% endif %}
+      {% elif is_state('calendar.garbage_collection','on') %}
+        Today is garbage day. If the garbage has already been picked up, please wheel the garbage bin back to the house.
+      {% endif %}
+    </p>
+
     <p>
       {{ dadjoke() }}
     </p>