I'm really out here forgetting how to code for summer vacation...
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<p>
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_school_today', 'on') %}
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{% if count_the_days('input_datetime.school_first_day') | int == 0 %}
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Today is the first day of school!
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{% else %}
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{{ [ 'Today is a school day.',
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'It is a school day. ',
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'There is school today. ',
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'You must attend school today. ',
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'Today, you get to attend your favorite place. Just kidding. It is a school day. ',
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.two_hour_delay','on') %}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.school_in_session','on') %}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_school_today', 'on') %}
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{% if count_the_days('input_datetime.school_first_day') | int == 0 %}
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Today is the first day of school!
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{% else %}
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{{ [ 'Today is a school day.',
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'It is a school day. ',
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'There is school today. ',
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'You must attend school today. ',
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'Today, you get to attend your favorite place. Just kidding. It is a school day. ',
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.two_hour_delay','on') %}
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{{ [
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'School will be starting two hours late today, as you are likely already aware. ',
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'Your school superintendant has decided to sleep in this morning. He also decided to let you do the same. What a guy! ',
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'The weather dictates that you must wait two hours to go to school. I know you are totally bummed out, but it is for your safety. ',
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{{ [
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'Were you hoping for a delay or cancellation? Well too bad. School is on time today. ',
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'I regret to inform you that your school is running on time today. ',
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'My sensors detect that your school expects you at the usual time today. ',
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'Unfortunately, your school has not decided to embrace to power of sleep. They are running on time today. ',
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_band_practice','on') %}
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{{ [
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'You have band practice this morning before school. ',
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'You have a date with a trombone in just a short while. ',
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'You get to practice avoiding eighth position today. ',
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'I know it is early, but you had better pucker up because you have to spit in a metal tube and make music today. '
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_school_early_release','on') %}
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{{ [
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"And it is early dismissal today!",
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"And you get out of school early today!",
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"And school is releasing you into the wild earlier than usual today!",
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"And you even get to come home a little earlier today!",
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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<s>School today starts at {{ input_datetime_12hr('input_datetime.kallen_school_day_start') }}</s>
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_alternate_pickup','on') %}
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Today, you will be picked up from school by {{ states('input_text.kallen_pickup') }}.
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{% elif is_state('input_boolean.work_today','off') %}
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Today, you will be picked up from school by your parents.
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{% else %}
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Today, you will be picked up from school by your dad.
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{% endif %}
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<s>Pickup today will be at {{ input_datetime_12hr('input_datetime.kallen_school_day_end') }}</s>
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{% if count_the_days('input_datetime.school_last_day') | int == 0 -%}
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But today is the last day of School!
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{%- endif %}
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{{ [
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'School will be starting two hours late today, as you are likely already aware. ',
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'Your school superintendant has decided to sleep in this morning. He also decided to let you do the same. What a guy! ',
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'The weather dictates that you must wait two hours to go to school. I know you are totally bummed out, but it is for your safety. ',
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{{ [
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'Were you hoping for a delay or cancellation? Well too bad. School is on time today. ',
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'I regret to inform you that your school is running on time today. ',
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'My sensors detect that your school expects you at the usual time today. ',
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'Unfortunately, your school has not decided to embrace to power of sleep. They are running on time today. ',
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] | random }}
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"The lunch menu for today is ",
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"Today's cuisine will be ",
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"On today's episode of fine dining at school, we have ",
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"Today, your lovely cafeteria workers will be serving up ",
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"If you are wondering what you will be fooding today, it is ",
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] | random }} {{ states('sensor.kallen_lunch_menu_items') }}.
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_band_practice','on') %}
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{{ [
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'You have band practice this morning before school. ',
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'You have a date with a trombone in just a short while. ',
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'You get to practice avoiding eighth position today. ',
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'I know it is early, but you had better pucker up because you have to spit in a metal tube and make music today. '
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_school_today', 'off') %}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.school_cancelled','on') %}
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{{ [
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"It turns out you will not be attending school today after all. ",
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"The school has decided not to open today. ",
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"School is cancelled for today. Try not to be too disappointed by this terrible news. ",
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"Due to the typical shenanigans of Ohio weather, your school is closed today. ",
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"Your school does not want you to attend today. Oh. Sorry. They do not want anyone else to attend either. They are closed. ",
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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"And look at that. You do not have school today. "
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{% endif %}
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{{ [ 'Guess today would be a good day to clean your room.',
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'You could always do some chores. HA, good one.',
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'Want to play a nice game of chess? Sorry. I meant, want to play Beam NG?',
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'Want to play a nice game of chess? Sorry. I meant, want to sell your soul to League of Legends?',
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'I hope you enjoy your day off. You deserve it.',
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'Today would be a good day to spend some time with mom and dad.',
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'Yes, you have a day off! Well, you are always a little bit off anyway.',
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'I know you will enjoy spending more time with your sister.',
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'Emmalynn will be thrilled when she finds out about this.',
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'Do not let your sister eat you for breakfast.',
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if (count_the_days('input_datetime.thanksgiving_break_start') | int <= 14) and (count_the_days('input_datetime.thanksgiving_break_start') | int > 0) %}
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{{ [ 'Oh, and look at that.',
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'For those trying to keep count. ',
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'In case you were wondering.',
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'Also, did you know.'
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] | random }}
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'Thanksgiving break starts in {{ custom_time('input_datetime.thanksgiving_break_start','week,day') }}!'
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_school_early_release','on') %}
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{{ [
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"And it is early dismissal today!",
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"And you get out of school early today!",
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"And school is releasing you into the wild earlier than usual today!",
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"And you even get to come home a little earlier today!",
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{% if (count_the_days('input_datetime.christmas_break_start') | int <= 14) and (count_the_days('input_datetime.christmas_break_start') | int > 0) %}
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{{ [ 'Oh, and look at that.',
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'For those trying to keep count. ',
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'In case you were wondering.',
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'Also, did you know.'
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] | random }}
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'Christmas break starts in {{ custom_time('input_datetime.christmas_break_start','week,day') }}!'
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{% endif %}
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<s>School today starts at {{ input_datetime_12hr('input_datetime.kallen_school_day_start') }}</s>
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_alternate_pickup','on') %}
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Today, you will be picked up from school by {{ states('input_text.kallen_pickup') }}.
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{% elif is_state('input_boolean.work_today','off') %}
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Today, you will be picked up from school by your parents.
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{% else %}
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Today, you will be picked up from school by your dad.
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{% endif %}
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<s>Pickup today will be at {{ input_datetime_12hr('input_datetime.kallen_school_day_end') }}</s>
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{% if count_the_days('input_datetime.school_last_day') | int == 0 -%}
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But today is the last day of School!
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{%- endif %}
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{{ [
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"The lunch menu for today is ",
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"Today's cuisine will be ",
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"On today's episode of fine dining at school, we have ",
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"Today, your lovely cafeteria workers will be serving up ",
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"If you are wondering what you will be fooding today, it is ",
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] | random }} {{ states('sensor.kallen_lunch_menu_items') }}.
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_school_today', 'off') %}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.school_cancelled','on') %}
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{{ [
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"It turns out you will not be attending school today after all. ",
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"The school has decided not to open today. ",
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"School is cancelled for today. Try not to be too disappointed by this terrible news. ",
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"Due to the typical shenanigans of Ohio weather, your school is closed today. ",
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"Your school does not want you to attend today. Oh. Sorry. They do not want anyone else to attend either. They are closed. ",
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{% if (count_the_days('input_datetime.spring_break_start') | int <= 14) and (count_the_days('input_datetime.spring_break_start') | int > 0) %}
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{{ [ 'Oh, and look at that.',
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'For those trying to keep count. ',
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'In case you were wondering.',
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'Also, did you know.'
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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"And look at that. You do not have school today. "
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'Spring break starts in {{ custom_time('input_datetime.spring_break_start','week,day') }}!'
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{% endif %}
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{{ [ 'Guess today would be a good day to clean your room.',
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'You could always do some chores. HA, good one.',
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'Want to play a nice game of chess? Sorry. I meant, want to play Beam NG?',
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'Want to play a nice game of chess? Sorry. I meant, want to sell your soul to League of Legends?',
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'I hope you enjoy your day off. You deserve it.',
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'Today would be a good day to spend some time with mom and dad.',
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'Yes, you have a day off! Well, you are always a little bit off anyway.',
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'I know you will enjoy spending more time with your sister.',
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'Emmalynn will be thrilled when she finds out about this.',
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'Do not let your sister eat you for breakfast.',
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if (count_the_days('input_datetime.thanksgiving_break_start') | int <= 14) and (count_the_days('input_datetime.thanksgiving_break_start') | int > 0) %}
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{{ [ 'Oh, and look at that.',
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'For those trying to keep count. ',
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'In case you were wondering.',
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'Also, did you know.'
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] | random }}
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'Thanksgiving break starts in {{ custom_time('input_datetime.thanksgiving_break_start','week,day') }}!'
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{% endif %}
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{% if (count_the_days('input_datetime.christmas_break_start') | int <= 14) and (count_the_days('input_datetime.christmas_break_start') | int > 0) %}
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{{ [ 'Oh, and look at that.',
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'For those trying to keep count. ',
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'In case you were wondering.',
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'Also, did you know.'
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] | random }}
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'Christmas break starts in {{ custom_time('input_datetime.christmas_break_start','week,day') }}!'
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{% endif %}
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{% if (count_the_days('input_datetime.spring_break_start') | int <= 14) and (count_the_days('input_datetime.spring_break_start') | int > 0) %}
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{{ [ 'Oh, and look at that.',
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'For those trying to keep count. ',
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'In case you were wondering.',
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'Also, did you know.'
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] | random }}
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'Spring break starts in {{ custom_time('input_datetime.spring_break_start','week,day') }}!'
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{% endif %}
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{% if (count_the_days('input_datetime.school_last_day') | int < 35) and (count_the_days('input_datetime.school_last_day') | int > 0) -%}
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{{ [ 'School is almost over for the year.',
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'You have made it to the end of the school year.',
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'You are almost done with school.'
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] | random }}
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There are only {{ count_the_days('input_datetime.school_last_day') }} days
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{{ [ 'left in the school year ',
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' left of school.',
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'Until the last day of school.'
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] | random }}
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{%- endif %}
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{% if (count_the_days('input_datetime.school_last_day') | int < 35) and (count_the_days('input_datetime.school_last_day') | int > 0) -%}
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{{ [ 'School is almost over for the year.',
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'You have made it to the end of the school year.',
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'You are almost done with school.'
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] | random }}
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There are only {{ count_the_days('input_datetime.school_last_day') }} days
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{{ [ 'left in the school year ',
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' left of school.',
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'Until the last day of school.'
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] | random }}
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{%- endif %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state ('input_boolean.kallen_school_today', 'off') and is_state('sensor.pirateweather_icon', 'snow') %}
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Do you wanna build a snowman? It is snowing!
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