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Added some funnier phrases to the weather briefing

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Tony Stork
2022-04-01 19:43:43 -04:00
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@ -634,22 +634,22 @@ sensor:
{% if is_state('binary_sensor.morning','on') %} {% if is_state('binary_sensor.morning','on') %}
Based on the forecasted high temperature, Based on the forecasted high temperature,
{% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %} {% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %}
It is going to be freezing today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat. You're gonna freeze your balls off out there. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast','Cold') %} {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast','Cold') %}
It is going to be cold today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket. It's gonna be cold as balls today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Chilly') %} {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Chilly') %}
It is going to be chilly today. so I suggest wearing at least long pants. It's gonna be on the chilly side today. so I suggest wearing at least long pants.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Nice') %} {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Nice') %}
It is going to be It is going to be
{{ [ 'nice outside. ', {{ [ 'pretty nice outside. ',
'pretty nice outside. ',
'a good day to be outside. ', 'a good day to be outside. ',
'rather enjoyable outside. ', 'a decent day outside for once. ',
'downright tolerable outside. ',
] | random }} ] | random }}
So I suggest wearing shorts. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') %} {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') %}
It is going to be It is going to be
{{ [ 'bit warm ', {{ [ 'on the warm side ',
' rather warm outside ', ' rather warm outside ',
' almost too hot outside ', ' almost too hot outside ',
' a little warm ', ' a little warm ',
@ -657,12 +657,9 @@ sensor:
today. So I suggest wearing shorts. today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') %} {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') %}
It is going to be It is going to be
{{ [ 'hot', {{ [ 'so hot you\'ll sweat your balls off',
'hotter than the sun ', 'hotter than the sun ',
'hotter than hot. but in a lot of bad ways ', 'hotter than the inside of a volcano ',
'hotter than the sun outside ',
'super hot ',
'hotter than the inside of a volcano '
] | random }} ] | random }}
today. So I suggest wearing shorts. today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% else %} {% else %}
@ -671,23 +668,23 @@ sensor:
{% else %} {% else %}
Based on the current temperature, Based on the current temperature,
{% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %} {% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %}
It is freezing. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat if you are going out. You're gonna freeze your balls off out there. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat if you are going out.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast','Cold') %} {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast','Cold') %}
It is cold outside. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket. It is cold as balls outside. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Chilly') %} {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Chilly') %}
It is chilly right now. so I suggest wearing at least long pants It is chilly right now. so I suggest wearing at least long pants
if you are going to venture outside. if you are going to venture outside.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Nice') %} {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Nice') %}
It is It is
{{ [ 'nice outside. ', {{ [ 'pretty nice outside. ',
'pretty nice outside. ',
'a good day to be outside. ', 'a good day to be outside. ',
'rather enjoyable outside. ', 'a decent day outside for once. ',
'downright tolerable outside. ',
] | random }} ] | random }}
So I suggest wearing shorts. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') %} {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') %}
It is It is
{{ [ 'bit warm ', {{ [ 'on the warm side ',
' rather warm outside ', ' rather warm outside ',
' almost too hot outside ', ' almost too hot outside ',
' a little warm ', ' a little warm ',
@ -695,12 +692,9 @@ sensor:
outside. So I suggest wearing shorts. outside. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') %} {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') %}
It is It is
{{ [ 'hot', {{ [ 'so hot you\'ll sweat your balls off',
'hotter than the sun ', 'hotter than the sun ',
'hotter than hot. but in a lot of bad ways ', 'hotter than the inside of a volcano ',
'hotter than the sun outside ',
'super hot ',
'hotter than the inside of a volcano '
] | random }} ] | random }}
outside. So I suggest wearing shorts. outside. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% else %} {% else %}