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Added some funnier phrases to the weather briefing

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Tony Stork
2022-04-01 19:43:43 -04:00
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@ -634,22 +634,22 @@ sensor:
{% if is_state('binary_sensor.morning','on') %}
Based on the forecasted high temperature,
{% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %}
It is going to be freezing today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat.
You're gonna freeze your balls off out there. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast','Cold') %}
It is going to be cold today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
It's gonna be cold as balls today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Chilly') %}
It is going to be chilly today. so I suggest wearing at least long pants.
It's gonna be on the chilly side today. so I suggest wearing at least long pants.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Nice') %}
It is going to be
{{ [ 'nice outside. ',
'pretty nice outside. ',
{{ [ 'pretty nice outside. ',
'a good day to be outside. ',
'rather enjoyable outside. ',
'a decent day outside for once. ',
'downright tolerable outside. ',
] | random }}
So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') %}
It is going to be
{{ [ 'bit warm ',
{{ [ 'on the warm side ',
' rather warm outside ',
' almost too hot outside ',
' a little warm ',
@ -657,12 +657,9 @@ sensor:
today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') %}
It is going to be
{{ [ 'hot',
{{ [ 'so hot you\'ll sweat your balls off',
'hotter than the sun ',
'hotter than hot. but in a lot of bad ways ',
'hotter than the sun outside ',
'super hot ',
'hotter than the inside of a volcano '
'hotter than the inside of a volcano ',
] | random }}
today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% else %}
@ -671,23 +668,23 @@ sensor:
{% else %}
Based on the current temperature,
{% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %}
It is freezing. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat if you are going out.
You're gonna freeze your balls off out there. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat if you are going out.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast','Cold') %}
It is cold outside. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
It is cold as balls outside. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Chilly') %}
It is chilly right now. so I suggest wearing at least long pants
if you are going to venture outside.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Nice') %}
It is
{{ [ 'nice outside. ',
'pretty nice outside. ',
{{ [ 'pretty nice outside. ',
'a good day to be outside. ',
'rather enjoyable outside. ',
'a decent day outside for once. ',
'downright tolerable outside. ',
] | random }}
So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') %}
It is
{{ [ 'bit warm ',
{{ [ 'on the warm side ',
' rather warm outside ',
' almost too hot outside ',
' a little warm ',
@ -695,12 +692,9 @@ sensor:
outside. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') %}
It is
{{ [ 'hot',
{{ [ 'so hot you\'ll sweat your balls off',
'hotter than the sun ',
'hotter than hot. but in a lot of bad ways ',
'hotter than the sun outside ',
'super hot ',
'hotter than the inside of a volcano '
'hotter than the inside of a volcano ',
] | random }}
outside. So I suggest wearing shorts.
{% else %}