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templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml
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{# Welcome Home #}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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<p>
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"Welcome home, "
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{% if is_state('person.tony_stork','home') and is_state('person.christina_stork','home') %}
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"Stork family. "
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{% elif is_state('person.tony_stork','home') %}
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"Tony. "
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{% elif is_state('person.christina_stork','home') %}
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"Tina. "
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{% else %}
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"Whoever you are, Tony must have broken me again. "
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{% endif %}
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{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
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"I hope you're having a great morning!"
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{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
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"I hope your afternoon has been a good one!"
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{% else %}
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"and good evening. I hope you had a good day!"
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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As you are no doubt aware, the weather outside is {{ state_attr('weather.iron_nerd_weather_station','temperature') | round }} degrees
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{% if is_state('weather.iron_nerd_weather_station','rainy') %}
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{{ [
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'with rain.',
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'with showers.'
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] | random }}
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{% elif is_state('weather.iron_nerd_weather_station','cloudy') %}
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{{ [
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'with clouds.',
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'with cloudy skies.'
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] | random }}
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{% elif is_state('weather.iron_nerd_weather_station','partlycloudy') %}
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{{ [
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'with some clouds.',
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'with partly cloudy skies.',
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'with scattered clouds.'
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] | random }}
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{% elif is_state('weather.iron_nerd_weather_station','sunny') %}
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{% if is_state('sun.sun','above_horizon') %}
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{{ [
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'and sunny.',
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'with sun.'
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{{ [
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'and clear.',
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'with clear skies.'
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% else %}
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and {{ states.weather.iron_nerd_weather_station.state }}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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"However, inside the house "
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.master_bedroom_aircon_installed','on') %}
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"the master bedroom temperature is currently {{ state_attr('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','current_temperature') }} degrees. "
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{% if is_state('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','cool') %}
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"and the master bedroom air conditioner is currently set for cooling to {{ state_attr('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','temperature') }} degrees. "
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{% elif is_state('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','fan_only') %}
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"and the master bedroom air conditioner is currently in fan only mode. "
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{% elif is_state('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','dry') %}
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"and the master bedroom air conditioner is currently moonlighting as a dehumidifier. "
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{% elif is_state('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','off') %}
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"and the master bedroom air conditioner is currently off. "
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{% elif is_state('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','auto') %}
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"and the master bedroom air conditioner is making its own decisions. Be afraid, be very afraid. "
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{% else %}
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"and the master bedroom air conditioner is currently not speaking to me. Was it something I said? "
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{% endif %}
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{% else %}
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"There is no air conditioner or temperature sensor currently installed in the master bedroom. "
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{% endif %}
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"The first floor thermostat refuses to be my friend. I am very sad about this. I mean, who the hell is Honeywell anyway? "
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('light.living_room_lights','on') %}
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"Because it is getting dark, I have turned on the lights for you in the living room, dining room, and mud room. This makes for a total of {{ states.sensor.current_lights_on.state }} lights on. "
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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{{ getReport() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
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