Turn dad jokes into a macro

custom_templates/speech.jinja

@@ -42,3 +42,11 @@ It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}.
 {% endif %}
 It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}.
 {% endmacro %}
+
+{% macro dadjoke() %}
+{{ [
+"Here is a random dad joke ",
+"In case you hadn't had enough idiotic humor today, here is a little more ",
+"For further proof that the developer responsible for my existence is an idiot, I present the following joke ",
+] | random }}<break time="1s"/> {{ states('sensor.random_joke') }}
+{% endmacro %}

templates/speech/daily_briefing.yaml

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 >
   {# Daily Briefing #}
   {%- macro getReport() -%}
-  {% from 'speech.jinja' import greeting %}
+  {% from 'speech.jinja' import greeting, dadjoke %}
       <p>
         {{ greeting() }}
       </p>
@@ -432,11 +432,7 @@
       </p>
 
       <p>
-        {{ [
+        {{ dadjoke() }}
-        "Here is a random dad joke ",
-        "In case you hadn't had enough idiotic humor today, here is a little more ",
-        "For further proof that the developer responsible for my existence is an idiot, I present the following joke ",
-        ] | random }}<break time="1s"/> {{ states('sensor.random_joke') }}
       </p>
 
       <p>

templates/speech/kallen_morning_briefing.yaml

@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
   {# Kallen Morning Briefing #}
   {%- macro getReport() -%}
   {% from 'time.jinja' import current_time_12hr, current_date_readout %}
+  {% from 'speech.jinja' import dadjoke %}
     <p>
       Good morning, Collin.
 
@@ -158,6 +159,12 @@
       
       </p>
 
+      <p>
+        {% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_school_today','off') %}
+          {{ dadjoke() }}
+        {% endif %}
+      </p>
+
       <p>
         {% if is_state('input_boolean.kallen_briefing_extras','on') %}
           "And now we have the following extra information to pass along. {{ states('input_text.kallen_briefing_extras') }} "

templates/speech/kallen_nightly_briefing.yaml

@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 >
   {# Kallen Nightly Briefing #}
   {%- macro getReport() -%}
+  {% from 'speech.jinja' import dadjoke %}
     <p>
       Good Evening, Collin, it is currently {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}.
       {{ [ 'My sensors are detecting a strange smell. I am running diagnostics. But in the mean time, you should start a shower.',
@@ -112,7 +113,7 @@
     </p>
 
     <p>
-      Just for you, here is a random dad joke <break time="1s"/> {{ states('sensor.random_joke') }}
+      {{ dadjoke() }}
     </p>
 
     <p>

templates/speech/morning_briefing.yaml

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 >
   {# Morning Briefing #}
   {%- macro getReport() -%}
-  {% from 'speech.jinja' import greeting_nodate %}
+  {% from 'speech.jinja' import greeting_nodate, dadjoke %}
     <p>
       {{ greeting_nodate() }}
     </p>
@@ -214,11 +214,7 @@
     </p>
 
     <p>
-      {{ [
+      {{ dadjoke() }}
-      "Here is a random dad joke ",
-      "In case you hadn't had enough idiotic humor today, here is a little more ",
-      "For further proof that the developer responsible for my existence is an idiot, I present the following joke ",
-      ] | random }}<break time="1s"/> {{ states('sensor.random_joke') }}
     </p>
 
     <p>

templates/speech/nightly_briefing.yaml

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 >
   {# Nightly Briefing #}
   {%- macro getReport() -%}
-  {% from 'speech.jinja' import greeting %}
+  {% from 'speech.jinja' import greeting, dadjoke %}
     <p>
       {{ greeting() }}
     </p>
@@ -266,11 +266,7 @@
     </p>
 
     <p>
-      {{ [
+      {{ dadjoke() }}
-      "Here is a random dad joke ",
-      "In case you hadn't had enough idiotic humor today, here is a little more ",
-      "For further proof that the developer responsible for my existence is an idiot, I present the following joke ",
-      ] | random }}<break time="1s"/> {{ states('sensor.random_joke') }}
     </p>
 
     <p>

templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml

@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 >
   {# Welcome Home #}
   {%- macro getReport() -%}
+  {% from 'speech.jinja' import dadjoke %}
     <p>
       "Welcome home, "
         {% if is_state('person.tony_stork','home') and is_state('person.christina_stork','home') %}
@@ -147,7 +148,7 @@
     </p>
 
     <p>
-      Here is a random dad joke <break time="1s"/> {{ states('sensor.random_joke') }}
+      {{ dadjoke() }}
     </p>
 
     <p>