Template macros

custom_templates/speech.jinja

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+{% macro greeting() %}
+{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
+  {{ [
+    "Good morning. ",
+    "Top of the morning to you laddy. ",
+  ] | random }}
+{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
+  {{ [
+    "Greetings earthling. ",
+    "Good afternoon. ",
+    "How do you do, fellow kids? ",
+  ] | random }}
+{% else %}
+  {{ [
+    "Good evening. ",
+    "The grandest of evenings to you. "
+  ] | random }}
+{% endif %}
+{% if is_state('binary_sensor.morning','on') %}
+  Today is {{ states('sensor.today_is') }}, {{ as_timestamp(now()) | timestamp_custom('%B %d %Y') }}.
+{% endif %}
+It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}.
+{% endmacro %}
+
+{% macro greeting_nodate() %}
+{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
+  {{ [
+    "Good morning. ",
+    "Top of the morning to you laddy. ",
+  ] | random }}
+{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int >= 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int < 17 %}
+  {{ [
+    "Greetings earthling. ",
+    "Good afternoon. ",
+    "How do you do, fellow kids? ",
+  ] | random }}
+{% else %}
+  {{ [
+    "Good evening. ",
+    "The grandest of evenings to you. "
+  ] | random }}
+{% endif %}
+It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}.
+{% endmacro %}