diff --git a/node-red/projects/NerdFlows b/node-red/projects/NerdFlows
index 26062d4..6e4ad7b 160000
--- a/node-red/projects/NerdFlows
+++ b/node-red/projects/NerdFlows
@@ -1 +1 @@
-Subproject commit 26062d4257c6264188a83099feaf905484a8f786
+Subproject commit 6e4ad7b9e64ee4c979db6aef622486112888670d
diff --git a/templates/speech/daily_briefing.yaml b/templates/speech/daily_briefing.yaml
index 46b590d..a97d0f1 100644
--- a/templates/speech/daily_briefing.yaml
+++ b/templates/speech/daily_briefing.yaml
@@ -55,8 +55,23 @@
           and {{ states.weather.iron_nerd_weather_station.state }}
         {% endif %}
 
-        {% if states.sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts.state | int > 0 %}
-          There are currently {{ states.sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts.state }} active weather alerts for our area.
+        {% if states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') > '0' %}
+          "Currently there are weather alerts active. The total number of alerts is {{ states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') }}. They are as follows. "
+            {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_1','on') %}
+              "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_1','alert_event') }}"
+            {% endif %}
+            {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_2','on') %}
+              "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_2','alert_event') }}"
+            {% endif %}
+            {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_3','on') %}
+              "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_3','alert_event') }}"
+            {% endif %}
+            {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_4','on') %}
+              "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_4','alert_event') }}"
+            {% endif %}
+            {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_5','on') %}
+              "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_5','alert_event') }}"
+            {% endif %}
         {% endif %}
       </p>
 
diff --git a/templates/speech/morning_briefing.yaml b/templates/speech/morning_briefing.yaml
index 9fc8e62..3ec972d 100644
--- a/templates/speech/morning_briefing.yaml
+++ b/templates/speech/morning_briefing.yaml
@@ -42,8 +42,23 @@
         It is currently {{states.weather.iron_nerd_weather_station.state}} and {{states.sensor.pirateweather_temperature.state|round}} degrees in Defiance. 
       </p>
       <p>
-        {% if states.sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts.state | int > 0 %}
-          There are currently {{states.sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts.state }} active weather alerts for our area.
+        {% if states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') > '0' %}
+          "Currently there are weather alerts active. The total number of alerts is {{ states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') }}. They are as follows. "
+            {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_1','on') %}
+              "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_1','alert_event') }}"
+            {% endif %}
+            {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_2','on') %}
+              "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_2','alert_event') }}"
+            {% endif %}
+            {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_3','on') %}
+              "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_3','alert_event') }}"
+            {% endif %}
+            {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_4','on') %}
+              "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_4','alert_event') }}"
+            {% endif %}
+            {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_5','on') %}
+              "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_5','alert_event') }}"
+            {% endif %}
         {% endif %}
       </p>
       <p>
diff --git a/templates/speech/nightly_briefing.yaml b/templates/speech/nightly_briefing.yaml
index 8d4c2c1..e0d55db 100644
--- a/templates/speech/nightly_briefing.yaml
+++ b/templates/speech/nightly_briefing.yaml
@@ -31,6 +31,27 @@
       {% endif %}
     </p>
 
+    <p>
+      {% if states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') > '0' %}
+        "Currently there are weather alerts active. The total number of alerts is {{ states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') }}. They are as follows. "
+          {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_1','on') %}
+            "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_1','alert_event') }}"
+          {% endif %}
+          {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_2','on') %}
+            "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_2','alert_event') }}"
+          {% endif %}
+          {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_3','on') %}
+            "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_3','alert_event') }}"
+          {% endif %}
+          {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_4','on') %}
+            "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_4','alert_event') }}"
+          {% endif %}
+          {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_5','on') %}
+            "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_5','alert_event') }}"
+          {% endif %}
+      {% endif %}
+    </p>
+
     <p>
       {% if is_state('sensor.garbage_collection_large_pickup','1') %}
         'Tomorrow is the monthly unlimited garbage pickup. Make sure to take out all large garbage items tonight, and do not forget the trash can!'
diff --git a/templates/speech/weather_briefing_full.yaml b/templates/speech/weather_briefing_full.yaml
index 2c96e83..b46f643 100644
--- a/templates/speech/weather_briefing_full.yaml
+++ b/templates/speech/weather_briefing_full.yaml
@@ -12,6 +12,27 @@
       {{ states('sensor.clothing_forecast_detail') }}
     </p>
 
+    <p>
+      {% if states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') > '0' %}
+        "Currently there are weather alerts active. The total number of alerts is {{ states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') }}. They are as follows. "
+          {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_1','on') %}
+            "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_1','alert_event') }}"
+          {% endif %}
+          {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_2','on') %}
+            "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_2','alert_event') }}"
+          {% endif %}
+          {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_3','on') %}
+            "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_3','alert_event') }}"
+          {% endif %}
+          {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_4','on') %}
+            "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_4','alert_event') }}"
+          {% endif %}
+          {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_5','on') %}
+            "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_5','alert_event') }}"
+          {% endif %}
+      {% endif %}
+    </p>
+
   {%- endmacro -%}
 
 
diff --git a/templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml b/templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml
index 08d4559..1202423 100644
--- a/templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml
+++ b/templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml
@@ -62,49 +62,28 @@
     </p>
 
     <p>
-      {{ [
-        "As you are no doubt aware, ",
-        "Even though you just came in from out there, I feel compelled to inform you that ",
-        "In case you weren't paying attention, ",
-        "If you were wondering, ",
-        "In case you are suddenly immune to weather effects, "
-        ] | random }}
-        "the weather outside is {{ state_attr('weather.iron_nerd_weather_station','temperature') | round }} degrees"
-        {% if is_state('weather.iron_nerd_weather_station','rainy') %}
-          {{ [
-          'with rain.',
-          'with showers.'
-          ] | random }}
-        {% elif is_state('weather.iron_nerd_weather_station','cloudy') %}
-          {{ [
-          'with clouds.',
-          'with cloudy skies.'
-          ] | random }}
-        {% elif is_state('weather.iron_nerd_weather_station','partlycloudy') %}
-          {{ [
-          'with some clouds.',
-          'with partly cloudy skies.',
-          'with scattered clouds.'
-          ] | random }}
-        {% elif is_state('weather.iron_nerd_weather_station','sunny') %}
-          {% if is_state('sun.sun','above_horizon') %}
-            {{ [
-            'and sunny.',
-            'with sun.'
-            ] | random }}
-          {% else %}
-            {{ [
-            'and clear.',
-            'with clear skies.'
-            ] | random }}
+      {% if states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') > '0' %}
+        "Currently there are weather alerts active. The total number of alerts is {{ states('sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts') }}. They are as follows. "
+          {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_1','on') %}
+            "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_1','alert_event') }}"
           {% endif %}
-        {% else %}
-          and {{ states.weather.iron_nerd_weather_station.state }}
-        {% endif %}
+          {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_2','on') %}
+            "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_2','alert_event') }}"
+          {% endif %}
+          {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_3','on') %}
+            "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_3','alert_event') }}"
+          {% endif %}
+          {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_4','on') %}
+            "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_4','alert_event') }}"
+          {% endif %}
+          {% if is_state('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_5','on') %}
+            "{{ state_attr('sensor.weatheralerts_alert_5','alert_event') }}"
+          {% endif %}
+      {% endif %}
     </p>
 
     <p>
-      "However, inside the house "
+      "The current climate control situation is as follows. "
         {% if is_state('input_boolean.master_bedroom_aircon_installed','on') %}
           "the master bedroom temperature is currently {{ state_attr('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','current_temperature') }} degrees. "
             {% if is_state('climate.master_bedroom_aircon','cool') %}