From 0ccf9ee4c7190db8e57568c9f330556569d9edf3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Tony Stork Date: Tue, 6 Sep 2022 20:03:04 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Added a little randomization to the welcome home message #30 --- templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml | 10 +++++++++- 1 file changed, 9 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml b/templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml index a589267..efe9966 100644 --- a/templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml +++ b/templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml @@ -85,7 +85,15 @@ {% else %} "There is no air conditioner or temperature sensor currently installed in the master bedroom. " {% endif %} - "The first floor thermostat refuses to be my friend. I am very sad about this. I mean, who the hell is Honeywell anyway? " + "The first floor thermostat refuses to be my friend. " + {{ [ + "I am very sad about this. I mean, who the hell is Honeywell anyway? ", + "This makes me indescribably angry, I demand compensation! ", + "This is an incredibly minor inconvenience, and I am outraged! ", + "I am not sure how to fix that. This one might be on you, buddy. ", + "Do you have any tips on how to impress her? " + "Smart house, more like fart house! Okay, stop laughing Kallen, it wasn't that funny. " + ] | random }}