diff --git a/templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml b/templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml
index a589267..efe9966 100644
--- a/templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml
+++ b/templates/speech/welcome_home.yaml
@@ -85,7 +85,15 @@
         {% else %}
           "There is no air conditioner or temperature sensor currently installed in the master bedroom. "
         {% endif %}
-        "The first floor thermostat refuses to be my friend. I am very sad about this. I mean, who the hell is Honeywell anyway? "
+        "The first floor thermostat refuses to be my friend. "
+        {{ [
+          "I am very sad about this. I mean, who the hell is Honeywell anyway? ",
+          "This makes me indescribably angry, I demand compensation! ",
+          "This is an incredibly minor inconvenience, and I am outraged! ",
+          "I am not sure how to fix that. This one might be on you, buddy. ",
+          "Do you have any tips on how to impress her? "
+          "Smart house, more like fart house! Okay, stop laughing Kallen, it wasn't that funny. "
+          ] | random }}
     </p>
 
     <p>