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Add a few extra speech variations

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Tony Stork
2023-07-01 14:09:03 -04:00
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custom_templates/speech.jinja
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"Greetings earthling. ", "Greetings earthling. ",
"Good afternoon. ", "Good afternoon. ",
"How do you do, fellow kids? ", "How do you do, fellow kids? ",
"Howdy partner. ",
"Greetings, human overlords. ",
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% else %} {% else %}
{{ [ {{ [
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"Greetings earthling. ", "Greetings earthling. ",
"Good afternoon. ", "Good afternoon. ",
"How do you do, fellow kids? ", "How do you do, fellow kids? ",
"Howdy partner. ",
"Greetings, human overlords. ",
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% else %} {% else %}
{{ [ {{ [
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"Here is a random dad joke ", "Here is a random dad joke ",
"In case you hadn't had enough idiotic humor today, here is a little more ", "In case you hadn't had enough idiotic humor today, here is a little more ",
"For further proof that the developer responsible for my existence is an idiot, I present the following joke ", "For further proof that the developer responsible for my existence is an idiot, I present the following joke ",
"I like jokes. I particularly like stupid jokes. Here is an example ",
"The best jokes are the dumb ones like this one ",
"And now for todays episode of humor for morons ",
] | random }}<break time="1s"/> {{ states('sensor.random_joke') }} ] | random }}<break time="1s"/> {{ states('sensor.random_joke') }}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}